Emperor J

Sometimes anime watcher, into global politics, sportsball and other stuff. Paints bad itashas in racing sims. Also in Aaron Rodgers's discord. No, not that one.

[Lukas Mendoza @mlukasmendoza]

@SickosCommittee How does a team score one point in American college football?

[Emperor J @emperorj]

@iRacing My competitors never make mistakes when I race.

[Emperor J @emperorj]

Watching football @jon

[Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner]

Detroit Football

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

I cannot catch a break.

[Emperor J @emperorj]

@JomboyMedia BODY COUNT
Any Number that is not 0

[emily @north0fnorth]

i think to piss off both downstate conservatives and redditors it should just be the chicago flag with the words ILLINOIS and IN WOKE WE TRUST written over it like this

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Woman Wastes Free Monthly https://t.co/Xy1NPc7wOV Article On Story About High School Golf Team https://t.co/kYLxoLpFtV

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

August, 2092: Chinese troops spearhead a breakthrough in the defensive line around Washington, DC. The United States ceases to exist.

May, 2093: Without the ability for Congress to convene and delay it, RealID comes into effect for all domestic air travel.

[JOLTZ @jrholtz]

@notkavi Build the bridge

[St. Louis Post-Dispatch @stltoday]

Bald eagle thought to be hurt was really just ‘too fat to fly,’ Missouri officials say https://t.co/pRQyqwCpNG

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"Callie and Jeff have one goal, which is to buy homes in Black and Hispanic neighborhoods, evict their tenants, and then ensure that home prices become so inflated they can never return. Also, they’ll make a fuck-ton of cash." https://t.co/pWskDVSqZX

[S_U_Network @S_U_Network]

When someone says “Bob”, who’s the first person that comes to mind?

[wren 🫧 @akiwrens]

my friend made the congratulations scene from evangelion into a cake for me because i broke up with my toxic ex ❤️

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Underwhelming Fantasy Novel Starts With Map Of Ohio https://t.co/4hxyo2RNAW

[Crazy Ass Moments in LatAm Politics @AssLatam]

Nicolás Maduro received a congratulations letter from the President of Ecuatorial Guinea written in Comic Sans.