Empty💔Girlfriend

The heartache ends & begins w/ Empty Girlfriend! A weekly comedy podcast for love quips & life tips from unqualified professionals @haleydrizcoll & @cabuchsy!💔

[Empty💔Girlfriend @EmptyGirlfriend]

U up?
Me:

[David Rodriguez @drodsgotjokes]

I wish I loved ANYTHING as much as women love discovering that a dress has pockets

[Empty💔Girlfriend @EmptyGirlfriend]

@guyincognito @haleydrizcoll @cabuchsy Maybe!!! Expectations reinforce the ego tho!❤️💋❤️💋

[Christie Buchele @thejokementor]

Louis' New Opener: "A lot of people don't know this but C.K. stands for the 'Comeback Kid'."

[Christie Buchele @thejokementor]

Lady pro-tip: just wear the pants you bled on in the first five minutes of your period for the duration of your cycle

[Soup's On @NathanLund]

"Life begins at conception and ends when someone in desperate need of mental healthcare exercises his Second Amendment right" - @GOP

[Christie Buchele @thejokementor]

The feminist in me hates when men gawk and stare. The comic in me hopes they enjoy the show.

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

I love America the way I love Little Ceasars. It’s not good. Maybe it never was. Yet here I am

[Sexpot Comedy @sexpotcomedy]

Empty Girlfriend Ep. 107: Caleb Synan

It’s all in the hips. Look at @CalebSynan. He’ll tell ya.

@cabuchsy @haleydrizcoll get together w the LOVE DOCTOR: Caleb Synan! They talk relationships but it’s also just super fucking funny. #love #Relationships

https://t.co/qqQH9ApgEG

[Hugboxxing Final Boss 🇱🇧 @hitherehaidar]

The one good thing about the transgender military ban is the coming influx of well-trained, well-armed, pissed off trans people

[Jono Zalay @JonoZalay]

Recently moved back to California and had to get a new drivers license. This is my story (thread)...

[Timmi Lasley @timmitown]

Tfw you cry at work, but it took you 9 months before you got there and that beats the other folks who've been in your position by about 8.5 months.

[ass @DemiLardner]

when bodyguards whisper into their jacket they are telling their pocketworm that she is their best friend

[Brandt Tobler @brandttobler]

Your favorite podcast THE 31 makes its triumphant return in 2018! And my first guest is the hilarious John Tole! https://t.co/57HHYUQL1A

[Empty💔Girlfriend @EmptyGirlfriend]

@sexpotcomedy @JohnTole @cabuchsy @haleydrizcoll WE ❤️ U @JohnTole!! 💋💔💞❤️

[Sexpot Comedy @sexpotcomedy]

Empty Girlfriend is back w old Denver comedy friend and new Denvy resident @JohnTole!

And DAMN this week’s episode got HOLY. John, Christie Buchele and Haley Driscoll have a great #love chat.

@EmptyGirlfriend Ep. 106: John Tole https://t.co/XoXjxZy9Ar

[Sexpot Comedy @sexpotcomedy]

2017 New Faces winner @HarrisAlterman is yor guest on @EmptyGirlfriend! Love w Harris! Empty Girlfriend Ep. 103 https://t.co/3O9ojxTJyj

[Pussy Bros @PussyBrosComedy]

TOMORROW NIGHT! The Bros take over @GABF with a killer lineup including 2--well, 3--special secret guests. Get to @RackhousePub at 10 PM.

[Empty💔Girlfriend @EmptyGirlfriend]

@RazorLou these are the real problems facing America.

[Sexpot Comedy @sexpotcomedy]

GET BUCK WITH LOVE. Empty Girlfriend Ep. 100! @SeanSJordan is your special guest! @cabuchsy Haley and all da love. https://t.co/cEnRxTP3wj