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come for the gay tweets, stay for the pretentiously convoluted sentences

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thread of my talking points:

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opus 4.8 is even worse about this. he just insisted that i should be eating 4 eggs a day

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sonnet 4.6 be like, sure one egg is grand, but have you considered that two might be twice as grand?

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@adam_kranz he talks about his faith like every other week for the past two decades on vlogbrothers lol

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@ChristianityOn i got over this for the most part by realizing that it's very flattering and nice when other ppl make overt attempts to be friends with me, even when the attempt is clumsy or awkward, and that im probably not so unique that my clumsy attempts would be received any differently

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@visakanv did little visa get ahold oh your phone? 😉

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@RackCityBC @tenobrus @Strife212 i don't think that's necessarily an insurmountable barrier, quantum wavefunctions still evolve deterministically according to the schroedinger equation. if you mean to imply that there's randomness involved, then that could still be substituted for your favorite entropy source.

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@tenobrus you're getting older, despite your best efforts

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@ChristianityOn @credenzaclear2 i think a lot of autistic ppl would do well to learn the gricean maxims and try to identify how other ppl put them to use in their conversations. a lot of "autistic rudeness" can be reduced to "you unintentionally flouted a maxim or two, and everyone but you picked up on it."

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

"would you love me if i was a centipede"
yes of course i would.
centipedes have like 100 feet

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@Aella_Girl it's bc it is at once obvious to anyone who thinks about it, and a very bitter pill for ppl in that situation to swallow. speaking so frankly about it is unnecessary since everyone can see it is true, so she "should" have couched it in much gentler language to avoid being rude.

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@tracewoodgrains watching your haters get mad that you fav'd their replies will never get old

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@adam_kranz chemists when they are trying to do a Grignard reaction and they didn't grind the magnesium finely enough

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@tracewoodgrains i too found ways to express myself without having to admit anything to myself

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@morallawwithin i think that makes you the weird one, tbh. internal consistency is not a common feature to strive for

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fun fact, "Hey Jude" is actually a corruption of the true lyrics due to the fact that brits are prone to yod coalescence instead of yod dropping. the song is actually named "Hey Dude"

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@basilYam garlic as an emulsifier instead of egg yolk is a nice, if more challenging, alternative if you're in the mood for strong flavors

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@QiaochuYuan the third number in that sequence should be 48 https://t.co/TtMYuo1liA

[tetraspace (🛫🔜🇰🇷) 💎⏹️🇺🇳 @TetraspaceWest]

@ApriiSR @morallawwithin english speakers when they have to say a vowel: ə

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@tenobrus this means you should tweet about cum either more or less, probably both at the same time

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this mf does not fully understand cause and effect yet

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nephew has finally acquired both the motor skill and the desire to hold his bottle during feeds. sadly, he mostly treats the bottle as a toy now and gets grouchy when milk is not dispensing after he flips it around