Emma

livin' la vida loca | she/her/hers | cmich alum | phd candidate | thoughts are my own

[Emma @emskogs]

i live each day in fear of my inbox

[Josiah @defsnotjoshua_]

Academically, I don’t like this et al.

[cow @cowincrisis]

i volunteer to be one of the cows

[๑ï @pupzwhining]

any day now..

[Emma @emskogs]

@tru_fru my berry cute girl!

[Robert Smith NPR @radiosmith]

Only two options tonight at the Columbia Faculty Club

[Emma @emskogs]

made it out the other side :)

[Emma @emskogs]

having a reverse christmas eve feeling where instead of the excitement of waking up to presents I have extreme anxiety about waking up to my comprehensive exam questions hitting my inbox and the 3-week writing window formally beginning 😮‍💨

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[Emma @emskogs]

this is what getting a dog in your 20s looks like. happy 6th birthday to my girl 🥳🩷💜

[Mr. Mallard @distraughtduck]

can you give me a push

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Slimey is suited up and ready for the moon! Sending lots of love and luck to @NASA’s Artemis II crew. 🌕💛💚

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.

Not so happy, is it

[misa! @misak1nz]

even on your worst day the sun still rises

[sandra @sandylikesfrogs]

naming my daughter emily short for maximum likelihood estimation

[Khoa Vu @KhoaVuUmn]

Always stop to check if the crack on public walk is normally distributed.

[George Tsitati @Tsitati_George]

Motion to replace 'et al.' with 'gang'. So like “Tsitati and gang (2026)”.

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Ending my dissertation with the closing argument “so there you go”

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather