Emily Petersen

[Emily Petersen @emuhwee]

I got a Ring doorbell notification when my dad was leaving my house today and

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Okay girl sooo I just made a whole video 🤣😂😂Trust me you will get the hang of it! However I do feel like boys are harder to clean,they got more crevices.

[Emily Petersen @emuhwee]

@chloe_trautman grandpas reaction to Chris asking for his permission to marry her has me sobbing on the couch. sooo sweet 😭😭💍💍

[Emily Petersen @emuhwee]

*Nick gets sciatica*

[Emily Petersen @emuhwee]

Welp golf season has started so I better say farewell to my husband that I won’t see until the winter ⛳️

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Will Smith has just arrived at the Grammys with a gun.

[Emily Petersen @emuhwee]

Booooooooo Clayton

[Ryne Bailey @ryanbailey25]

Everyone’s talking about Peloton and no one’s talking about this.

[Emily Petersen @emuhwee]

👏🏻 Please 👏🏻 Stop 👏🏻Replying 👏🏻All 👏🏻To 👏🏻 Company 👏🏻Wide 👏🏻EMAILS 👏🏻

[Emily Petersen @emuhwee]

Not me driving my husbands truck blaring Taylor Swifts new album 🤡

[Emily Petersen @emuhwee]

When your husband texts you asking for help with the laundry

[Emily Petersen @emuhwee]

Me to me: I can’t wait to hangout with my husband on this beautiful Friday night

My husband: *goes golfing*

[Emily Petersen @emuhwee]

Very few things piss me off more than when people don’t get over for emergency vehicles with sirens on.

[Adi @IDdocAdi]

“You look tired”
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Me:

[Doug The Pug @itsdougthepug]

They say dogs are intuitive and can tell the character of a person…I’ll just leave this old picture here #FreeBritney

[Emily Petersen @emuhwee]

Finally saw my dad show some type of emotion for the first time in my life 😭🥰

[Emily Petersen @emuhwee]

“Please sit still and stop screaming” - the dog groomer to Marvin 😭

[DSM Police Scanner 🎆 @ScannerDSM]

Priority dispute: 2600 Ingersoll. Taco John's. Employee caller says a female is trying to climb through the drive thru window.

[Emily Petersen @emuhwee]

It absolutely blows my mind that you are required to wear a seatbelt in the car but you aren’t required to wear a helmet on a motorcycle