emily allen

I love Preds hockey and pretending to be informed on pop culture and comedy. Sometimes I tweet and rarely is it worth your time.

[🐇 @C0WBOYLIKEME]

the children yearn for 22 episode seasons

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

the person at billboard who shows up once a month to incorrectly rank taylor swift projects as ragebait has my absolute dream job

[Fin @jessefinver]

Rough night for Mr. Met at the Lumineers concert

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

[emily allen @emzallen]

Yo @RustonKelly drop that pre-show Spotify link stat

[Rebecca Alter @ralter]

'and the oscar goes to el mal'

[emily allen @emzallen]

Tonight one of my lifelong best friends is giving birth to her first child and I just recieved an Amazon package of Santa hat themed yamakas. So basically same.

[Emily Slater @emislater]

My favorite thing about this season of SNL is that Andy Samberg came on as a five episode special impressionist and then just…stayed. This is the dream. Leave him here forever.

[emily allen @emzallen]

Few things in life have made me as happy as seeing Andy Samberg back on my screen at 11:30 on Saturday night

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

there are celeb crushes and then there’s whatever the hell i feel about adam brody

[emily allen @emzallen]

@garyJackson Omg think of the conversations he could have with our man Rob!

[emily allen @emzallen]

The amount of people who have texted me the trailer to the new Netflix rom com series starring Adam Brody as a rabbi = 5

This is why maintaining a strong personal brand is so important!

[dee thee gemini 🧚🏽✨ @medeecine]

me as soon as Simone Biles and Suni Lee touch that mat

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

This #OpeningCeremony has everything. Boats. Parkour. Accordians. A woman dressed as a croissant. More boats. Lady Gaga.

[emily allen @emzallen]

In the last 24 hours I have hit my bosses with no less than 3 brilliant, situationally relevant gif responses to absolutely no reaction. Nevertheless she persisted.

[emily allen @emzallen]

I hate that The Other Two is cancelled because Carey trying to get cast in this Knives Out sequel would be everything

[emily allen @emzallen]

I recently heard someone refer to seitan as “wheat meat” and while informative I will literally never forgive them for that

[emily allen @emzallen]

A gentle reminder to @RustonKelly as he preps the setlist for the Ryman tomorrow. A quote tweet holds up in court right?

[emily allen @emzallen]

Incredible day for annoying people (me)

[Variety @Variety]

'Hacks' Season 3 Promotes Megan Stalter, Paul W. Downs to Series Regulars (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/bkTyhkFNWB