Emily Spitza

[Emily Spitza @encyclopedia_em]

Sometimes I like to think about how I’m not addicted to coffee and how much money I save not needing to buy it every day.

[Emily Spitza @encyclopedia_em]

@JHSplee68 🥰😘💕

[Joshua Holman @JHSplee68]

😍 @encyclopedia_em

[Emily Spitza @encyclopedia_em]

@rhettandlink Links's kiss because at your live show in Detroit, Link looked me in the eyes and gave me his imaginary toenails and I think it's time we take it to the next level

[milf @samfaithhughes]

Ppl who swear seafood nasty straight up be the ppl who only order chicken strips whenever they go out lmfao

[Emily Spitza @encyclopedia_em]

"No... I don't think Jesus would look like Beyoncé"

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

They say young people are too self-absorbed nowadays with their constant selfies, but the Ancient Romans literally made life size sculptures of themselves. They loved themselves so much they were willing to pose for a sculpture for MONTHS.

[Emily Spitza @encyclopedia_em]

Me: *is confused*
Me: *could explain that I am confused or why I am*
Me: ".... whomst"

[Emily Spitza @encyclopedia_em]

Me: *knows sm stands for "so much"*
My idiot brain: "ssumm"

[Emily Spitza @encyclopedia_em]

Is anybody interested in being a hitman? I need somebody (me) to be exterminated.

[Emily Spitza @encyclopedia_em]

Any two random average looking men could come up to me and tell me that they're The Chainsmokers and I would believe them.

[CJ. @williscj_]

after eatin a Nature Valley granola bar https://t.co/H6enLMU4Nv

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

i am the human equivalent of a phone on low power mode

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Nothing like youtube's greatest hits, with fan favorites such as- "vines that helped me reconcile the oppressive futility of my mortality and my great grandmother's passing"

[Emily Spitza @encyclopedia_em]

God I'm so glad thicc is finally "in" because I spent my whole life thinking I was fat and now I have confidence with how my body looks

[Emily Spitza @encyclopedia_em]

https://t.co/fBPRv6fTnz

[Hamp* @Hampton]

When guys say “I still beat”