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But soft, what Jock through yonder Twitter tweets?

Likes are declarations of undying fealty. Retweets unconditionally endorse entire belief systems.

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@Neil_Bloch @StanCollymore Everyone come and look at this “Brand marketeer” trying to tell Stan Collymore of all people what elite athletes need to succeed 😂🤣😆

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@Fergie_CJ Is this a competition to find two tiny European settlements with a long travel time between them?

It’s not even honest. KLM have a flight from Lerwick to Bergen which takes one hour.

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@ChrisO_wiki I was broadly sceptical so tested it myself and...

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@archivetvmus71 Alright: you dress kinda tarty, luv.

Erm, you do some sort of Cabaret thing and spread your legs for the whole song as wide as you can.

Mate, you're the very strange marine from Camouflage.

Oh sorry, son, I forgot about you: you're going to be the man from Del Monte.

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@AidanNeal_UK @RoyalFamily Lawl I will never leave this platform while it serves up raging lunatics like this guy absolutely chimping out.

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@WingsScotland To be fair they went above and beyond in fulfilling every requirement for a backup Scotland.

[Benjamin Ryan @benryanwriter]

Don’t tell me about typos.

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@paulbeardow @thesundaysport Surely he would be the canonical Asterix journalist Confoundtheirpolitix.

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@Fyrishsunset Beastly number of posts.

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@tcnoca @ManniAT @VictorKvert2008 lawl look at the needy font on this pathetic lad

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@Davo_Mack @Waggyloyal @GH1876 You actually believe this sort of thing!

Is this shadowy conspiracy in the room with us now?

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@JohnnyCrust4 I can see my house!

Which points to problems since my house is in Scotland.

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@ManniAT @VictorKvert2008 It’s such an ambiguous language!

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@ManniAT @VictorKvert2008 Yes he used just the wrong phrasing in English. He should have said “all of these drones are controlled by a single operator”.

By saying that “every drone… is” controlled by a single operator he at best introduces ambiguity by his use of the singular verb form.

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@Davo_Mack @Waggyloyal @GH1876 Westminster don’t stop Amazon, ITV, EE etc from bidding more for our tv coverage you absolute cringe.

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@Davo_Mack @GH1876 It’s not the fault of the English that they have come up with a marketable product and we haven’t.

It’s our fault. Stopping blaming others for our mistakes and failures is a good first step.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

SCOTLAND CAN STILL QUALIFY

The following 3 scenarios need to happen :

Algeria kicked out because of a match fixing scandal
Paraguay withdraw because of a coup in their country
Senegal kicked out for accidentally fielding an ineligible player

THIS IS NOT OVER

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@RayAlexWilliams @FondOfBeetles Lawl: a literal 1000:6 ratio and you defend with “sacred of me because of how super-smart I am?”

We can all spout critical theory on demand: it’s a shield used for vapid opinions by the sort of needy person who asks for validation about how smart his vocabulary makes him sound.

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@Harri21263Steve @thesundaysport Heh he’s reaping a rich harvest with this bait.