the porcelain papermaker

I think, so you don't have to... and sometimes I make stuff up.

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@HP my mother just bought an HP envy 6455e. And it is a pain in the ass. All it does is alarm. 27 people with the same issue on the website and no answer. Why?

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@richeisen This is as crooked as the Seahawks Pittsburgh Super Bowl.

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@richeisen This shit is ridiculous

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Not a hold! @AroundTheNFL

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@saylahachey They don’t

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@NurseSheepie A whitening dog turd in the summer sun.

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@ZenAndHopscotch I signed up as a reply guy.

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@nachosarah @ManMadeMoon That one elf was the guitarist for Poison.

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I’m cleaning the garage, and I’m fixin to give my wife a bunch of Christmas gifts. Items she’s ordered off Amazon that she has never used or forgot about. Unopened of course. Is she going to divorce me?

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@jmurffff @missrachelww I’m not falling for that... again.

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@nflnetwork fuck these fucking refs.

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@8_ripbean Second best. Marshawn Lynch to Joey Porter has to be the greatest.

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@ringernfl Man, my grandma gave me that chain!

[Foo Fighters @foofighters]

Ok @Nandi_Bushell....Round 2! Every superhero needs a theme song. Here’s one for you! Mad props to The Grohlettes for the background vocals.

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@OctopusCaveman Hopefully it’s a short hiatus.

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@ParynoidAndroid @OctopusCaveman This starfish is obviously baked. Coincidence? I think not.

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@MollyCocktail

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@miseryhighlight Mt. Rainier a couple weeks ago

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@slinan Time to flip this.