emma🦆🌻🪴

🌵This Ain’t It, Chief🌱 *man of the house* “ummm probably Martin Van Buren” #miltwitter Snack Adjutant

[emma🦆🌻🪴 @enf7499]

@invalaid @hlaves the kazoo playing in the background really is what pulls the whole image together

[emma🦆🌻🪴 @enf7499]

@Shutterfly my order went missing😭😭😭my precious memories are just floating around somewhere

[emma🦆🌻🪴 @enf7499]

me and my husband on our first married holiday creating our first tradition: we nap on thanksgiving

[The Readiatrician- not here anymore @readiatrician]

I said goodbye to a patient a few years ago. She didn’t die, she just got old. I treat patients to age 21 and they move on. When they do, I joke, “well, I did my job! I kept you alive until adulthood!”

With this kid, it was not a joke. 1/

[emma🦆🌻🪴 @enf7499]

@zachsilberberg Convenient vaccination station

[emma🦆🌻🪴 @enf7499]

hbd to my tattoo

[cory @coolmathgame_]

random guy: it’s not a big deal man i just don’t think it matters

me pulling out a gun: the 2 main characters in a show called veggie tales are fruits and that doesn’t matter to u? [waving gun around] it’s not a big deal ?

[Monkees Live Almanac @MonkeesAlmanac]

Today in Monkees History (1966): "The Monkees" television series debuts on NBC

[emma🦆🌻🪴 @enf7499]

Don’t worry @Arbys

[Hannah ⭐️ @hvnnvhr]

My boyfriend said he can drop us off for Sunday mimosas if yours can pick us up

[emma🦆🌻🪴 @enf7499]

“Welcome to the middle class, the water is slightly colder than comfortable”

[rogue alpaca @LtCatra]

a retired CSM for the marksmanship unit struck up a conversation with my boyfriend at the bar after guessing he was army and then turned to me to say “hey little lady, I hope you understand his hard work and sacrifice” and my boyfriend said “oh she actually outranks me :)”

[emma🦆🌻🪴 @enf7499]

It’s not for you it’s for me 🤪and it doesn’t have to mean anything if I don’t want it to

[emma🦆🌻🪴 @enf7499]

stop asking what tattoos meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[emma🦆🌻🪴 @enf7499]

stop asking what tattoos meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[PetSmart @PetSmart]

Me: Do you want to g—

My dog: 🚗🐕💨

[emma🦆🌻🪴 @enf7499]

@VenmoSupport @Venmo No because you’re not any help and that’s the issue.

[emma🦆🌻🪴 @enf7499]

another day that @Venmo has refused to give my money back after stealing $600 and continues to try asking for PII to “verify” when they don’t have that information on file in the first place 🦋 delete delete delete this horrible app

[emma🦆🌻🪴 @enf7499]

@hankgreen I would just…waddle around

[emma🦆🌻🪴 @enf7499]

@Venmo is really the worst app. Stealing funds from me and “giving it back” but then freezing my account so that I can’t transfer it back to my account. And then having the audacity to ask for more PII that they never had in the first place ?!?!

[emma🦆🌻🪴 @enf7499]

@Venmo @VenmoSupport stole money from me then “refunded it” but restricted my account so that I can’t put it back into my bank account. Bullshit. Everyone delete this shittt app

[Mid-Career Army Officer @MidOfficer]

I reject any explanation of the military recruitment crisis that relies solely on the perspective of veterans. We don't know why people aren't joining the military - we literally joined the military.