Sean Engemoen

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@iampricelexx_ Man, I hope the fight was edited better than this in the original.

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@bendreyfuss Some people seem to honestly think that everyone who wants to watch their favourite team in the finals in person should just be able to do so. Like, it’s just a choice someone’s making to not allow it.

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@Math_files @charlesmurray This is stupid enough that I have trouble believing it’s real. And I have a very large bias towards accepting stupidity.

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@Moustache_bq @Mr_Husky1 I was just thinking that. Interesting contrast to what the world’s 114th best football or basketball player is likely earning. I hadn’t realized the economics of tennis were quite THAT different.

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@daveweigel Is the theory that it’s ok to vote for an abusive nazi because he’s broken inside, just as Americans expect their senators to be?

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@Trunkit_ Larry David the celebrity attacking a puppet isn’t funny.

Larry the misanthropic asshole character attacking “Elmo” is funny. (And it’s ok because we know Elmo is just a puppet, the same way we know John Rambo isn’t actually shooting anyone.)

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@miloblake99 @magattew And the Macedonians and the Mongols would be the world’s most prosperous peoples.

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@martyrdison “Just because someone carries it well, doesn’t mean the load isn’t heavy.”

Heard that this week and it stuck with me. Seems relevant here.

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@caesarsolidiv @wil_da_beast630 “She had lots of photos of her cleaning her gutters, so it wasn’t out of nowhere …”

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@shittalkinsuave @LASHYBILLS You have earned the wisdom that comes with age, and/or having been punched in the mouth. The kid’ll know better next time, one hopes.

Either way though, 70 is old but not old enough that kid is overcoming that sort of size difference unless his last name is Gracie.

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@shittalkinsuave @LASHYBILLS Fair, but kid doesn’t look like much of a fighter and probably didn’t really believe it would progress to that.

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@shittalkinsuave @LASHYBILLS Bit of a size difference though. Guy had a good 8” and 100 lbs on the kid. And sucker punched him.

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@TheDavidHasbun @LASHYBILLS “Extensive criminal record…”. Per the newscast.

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@lumpusmeng @DGHUGH99 @LASHYBILLS With a long list of priors, apparently

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@jeremykauffman Do those actually do anything? Thought they were placebo buttons 9 times out of 10.

Like the close button on elevators.

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@Nyct0phil3_x …and you’ve just given them something else to worry about

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@memeticsisyphus Multiple lanes to buy food. Who would ever come up with such a kooky notion

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@shagbark_hick I’ve used these a fair bit camping. They’re a pain in the ass

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@SutterlinDan @atlanticesque In this case selfish actions - take the shorter lane - actually align with the intended change

[Sean Engemoen @EngemoenSean]

@ElementalMJ @atlanticesque But in a zipper merge you balance the lines so that everyone still gets through in the order they arrived.