An Engineer but cool

If you're going to laugh about it later, laugh about it now.

[An Engineer but cool @engineeringguy_]

@ABCWorldNews @WhitJohnson He umpss my son's games and is a lot of fun to watch. He genuinely has fun while he's out there.

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@Raldi616 @MySportsUpdate https://t.co/2XoHm3LdlA

[Logan B. Robinson @LogansTwitty]

Baker Mayfield and teammates are praying for Chris Godwin after suffering an injury late in the game.

Cart is coming out. #Bucs

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@Raldi616 @MySportsUpdate His left foot was perpendicular to his right foot. Looked brutal.

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@RockiesProgs @surendranehra2 @MeidasTouch Who needs bot farms when call centers are so much cheaper?

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@BurtMaclin_FBI @FBI Thank you Burt for your service

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@DavidCornDC Could you link this document? I'd like to read it.

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@NASAMars @NASAPersevere November 3

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@yestheymatch @FearedBuck absolutely, yes

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@Susan16Park I can turn alcohol into regret.

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@Susan16Park @DefiyantlyFree Every time I hear people say 'nobody understands the charges,' I read it as 'I'm not smart enough to understand the charges.' Something like that is happening here.

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@JadahParadox Well, it's either poison hemlock or wild carrots. 50/50 don't recommend making a salad with it anytime soon.

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@LadyJayPersists This hits home every time. Mrs Gormley's class, 2nd grade. We came in early from recess to watch. Still hurts to watch.

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@krassenstein It's the "Everybody is sick of your shit" party.

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@SJVWater @fresnoland Congrats, Lois. You deserve it!!

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@TheJohnFeal9117 @Lingzi_W 'I appreciate you' is my favorite.

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@CalltoActivism Good riddance. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

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@TheJohnFeal9117 @PikachuSerena2 You could have just stopped after 'born black.'

[Richard Chizmar @RichardChizmar]

Please share! Let’s see how many readers we can reach. Thanks!

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@SarahLarchmont There are the poster children of the saddest threesome in the history of the planet.

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@JoeTegerdine You're a great father.