Engineer Jamil

Muslim.Electrical. Single. Arsenal

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Adult life is basically feeling sleepy when you need to work and having insomnia when you can finally sleep.

[THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬 @AllanSseky]

May God widen your source of income, 🙏

[THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬 @AllanSseky]

The one with a wide smile said she doesn't need a man....women 😂🙌

[SANTO @ssentongopeter5]

FYI she’s not ugly you just don’t like her skin color and are bitter for nothing

[Katonny💥 @tonvionny]

Right on point. Bajjewo akajanja.
But I'm going to pick mine.

[Lynda Ddane @lynda_ddane]

Grasshoppers are at 30k !?
Delivery fee 10k !

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m putting a light outside , I’ll catch them myself !

[Patrick Salvado 👑 @idringp]

The day I decided to buy a solar system for my house was when I went to the UEDCL offices to complain about a 3 day power blackout and I found them running their entire office on a Generator, I didn’t even meet anyone, just drove back home and called my Jamaz of SAKO Solar systems and till today, I don’t even know when load shedding or power blackouts happen.

[The Charity Guy @roxie_ug]

At least one of the 4 people that Grace Lubega rose from the dead should come out and defend him before the world roasts him.

[PRINCIPAL 🇺🇬 @_papawere]

In the morning 90% of the passengers in taxis are women rushing to work. Either men don't work or most of them own cars 🤷‍♂️

[Gift Anyijukire 🫧 @Gyftie2]

Jesus raised 3 and told us we will do more than Him🤭🤭🤭

[Prince Xander 💸 @princexandr_]

Realize he said “I have risen at least four dead people” instead of “God has risen at least four dead bodies through me by his will and power”

But “I” and you will find people still going there every Thursday … calling him Papa and spiritual father. Ugandans with Idolizing pastors 🙂‍↔️

[James Onen | FATBOY @jamesonen]

How do they not arrest these quacks

[Acan @I_I_Acan]

Man said, “Do you understand how easy it is to raise a dead BODY” as if cadavers are dough. I guess at Phaneroo they celebrate Yeaster Sunday 😭😭😭😭😭

[Jacob Otile, MD @DrOtileUg]

When I was a medical student, I used to board those 5am taxis carrying “nsenene” from Masaka to Kampala early Saturday morning so I could catch up with my 8am “kyeyo” (work) in Kampala.

I can not tell you how many times I got sold to another taxi 😂 but the goal was to reach Kampala and work weekend then return to Masaka on Sunday evening and be a student.

What life in Uganda havent i lived 🤦‍♂️!!

[Katonny💥 @tonvionny]

That's why I switch off my phone when I'm going to sleep. If you are not in my house, there's nothing I can do for you past midnight.

[Azawi @AzawiOfficial]

Everytime i watch Amad play, i get more angry at Mason Greenwood💔

[Beewol @beewol]

Don’t forget to slap a pastor today.

[Engineer Jamil @Engineerjamil99]

@DenisDukeUG What type of machines do you use

[Sama & TheLights💫 @SamaEmme]

Let me guess, you wanted to sit and they bring you the pork?

[MissVEE💰 @VanessahKurora]

Thank you! How about me? 🙂‍↔️