molly percocet（ゝ。∂）

im the shit and piss | 2024 top 10 unreliable shawties of all time

[molly percocet（ゝ。∂） @enoliss]

mario get ur ass up we still have half a bottle left

[molly percocet（ゝ。∂） @enoliss]

@shitbiscuit it was the ese test ur baby cant hang

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

I thought putting hydraulics in my baby's stroller would earn me lots of Hood Cred but it only gave him shaken baby syndrome

[molly percocet（ゝ。∂） @enoliss]

@shitbiscuit ur in the big leagues now

[molly percocet（ゝ。∂） @enoliss]

@shitbiscuit a valuable asset was lost. we must boycott this goonless game

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i still cannot get over how fire this edit is

[molly percocet（ゝ。∂） @enoliss]

some of u posers never got high off mold and it shows

[molly percocet（ゝ。∂） @enoliss]

@shitbiscuit ive seen this image more than ive seen my mother

[molly percocet（ゝ。∂） @enoliss]

@shitbiscuit he also clogged my toilet, that bastard

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

“The last time I rooted for the patriots was on January 6th”

[斎藤 @saito102955_]

unemployed mfs be like "damn i gotta do my gacha dailies"

[Blitz 🐧 @MechaGoddess]

Went to local chinese place. Asked for an eggroll with my order. She tells me "it comes with eggroll." I stand there dumbfounded like some prophecy was just fulfilled

[molly percocet（ゝ。∂） @enoliss]

@clintstevensTV he never misses !!

[wint @dril]

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

[molly percocet（ゝ。∂） @enoliss]

@shitbiscuit you never miss !!

[molly percocet（ゝ。∂） @enoliss]

@micah_erfan these are my cousins, they are SIOUX which makes this image more powerful considering the fact that mt Rushmore is just more sacred land that was taken from them.

[molly percocet（ゝ。∂） @enoliss]

@shitbiscuit ill use my boiling hot piss instead

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

yeah the 6 piece combo president #fatass 😂🤦‍♂️

[定 @de3dsoul]

meow

[molly percocet（ゝ。∂） @enoliss]

@shitbiscuit to ensure the longevity of mankind please stop taking naps

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

fomo is real