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It's amazing to think, isn't it?!
There are no consequences anymore.

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#OnEveryCorner    #sweepstakes @enterprise

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#OnEveryCorner    #sweepstakes @enterprise 🚙

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@ch0keonthis You can lose weight (not that you need to). He'll always be a d1ckhead.

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@itvanglia Boy was attacked by a mentally ill man not a crocodile. Why don't you tell the truth?

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@RoyalMail wow. You can even see the future? Husband received text message at 11AM saying you had attempted delivery at 11.30AM. Grrrr.

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@Kathryn11Baird You need to follow the 'Have a Look at This' thread on MoneySavingExpert. It's full of pics of cats and dogs in houses for sale, and mistakes like EAs in mirrors, owners in pics, and glorious but questionable decor!

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@Enterprise #OnEveryCorner        #Sweepstakes

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@Enterprise #OnEveryCorner     #Sweepstakes @Enterprise

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@Enterprise Portugal! #OnEveryCorner     #Sweepstakes @Enterprise

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#saturdaykitchen Ah, the Lenny Henry Show. Shut up, draw breathe, let others talk. He's too much and not a bit funny.

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@AllisonPearson The local news opened their report with 'a boy was attacked by crocodiles' (or alligators, can't remember which. Not the truth of him having been thrown into the enclosure by a nutjob.

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@CoachGilly6 I know. They're all such damn cheating wimps.

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What kind of person does this?

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@gilescoren enjoyed your review of Romanos (having had breakfast at Simpsons recently) but need to know where Londons best negroni comes from?

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@visitnorthyork No. Tartare sauce is the best.

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@MJ_JJ061215 I meant Jhane.

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@MJ_JJ061215 His smile is forced unlike Jahne. It never reaches his eyes.

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@GoWhippet where is the 15.30 18A out of Cambridge? Thur 28th May.

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@iainkernaghan @SurreyPolice @ReigateBeat @SurreyNews @SightforSurrey @RNIB_campaigns @BBCSurrey There are no consequences anymore.