eola park

just your average lower class white girl with dreams of marring a NBA player with no prenup involved

[eola park @eolapark]

@Gansettbeer do you guys offer yours at your providence location?

[eola park @eolapark]

Lady at the redneck bar smells like straight up cottoncandy I might bite her just to make sure shes not #gonnagethepatitisc #worthit #yolo

[eola park @eolapark]

I cant tell if Im 2 drunk or blind to see what episode of @AlwaysSunnyFXX Im watching it doesnt matter jokes on me #itsnotfunnycuzimnotontv

[eola park @eolapark]

Way 403 to confuse rednecks in a bar play a #sublime song that's not popular #godhelpme #whatamidoingwithmylife #rednecks #daleyeah

[eola park @eolapark]

1. plastic cup step 2. fill w/ice 3.mtn dew 4.add cheap tequila stir and top off with a heavy dose of sadness The Trash-a-rita #gutterdrunk

[eola park @eolapark]

Just ate a piece of lasagna(like pizza) while drunk texting decided to drop my phone instead of lasagna #fatgirlproblems #sohungry #meatcake

[Tennessee Tuxedo ✊🏼 @tntux]

@eolapark If @katyperry has a halloween costume, she'll be Katy Scary. #PerryPuns

[eola park @eolapark]

If @katyperry was a hand crafted desk made of the finest wood she would be Katy Cherry #woodpuns #lastone #imasadperson

[eola park @eolapark]

If you asked @katyperry if she ever feels sad she would be Katy Nary #oldenglish #ivegotaproblem #ineedhelp

[eola park @eolapark]

If @katyperry was unsure about a situation she would be Katy Wary... #icantstop #sopunny #fuckingstupid #sorrykatyperry

[eola park @eolapark]

@Chrstoph1369 so true! Words of wisdom!

[eola park @eolapark]

Is it a socially acceptable time to start drinking yet? #dayoff #daydrunk #putitinmyfacehole #gutterdrunk

[eola park @eolapark]

YEA! This Bitch back on this foo foo lame Twitter shit! #whatdoesthatevenmean #stayrelevant

[eola park @eolapark]

Hi!

[eola park @eolapark]

lost chap stick... lips so dry... getting desperate... I'm going to have to use lube times are tough I'm not proud #moisturizeme #DrWho

[eola park @eolapark]

@Chrstoph1369 I don't make it a habit but I was so hungover from Thanksgiving that it really seemed like there were no other options

[eola park @eolapark]

@Chrstoph1369 I made up for the third day by waking up Friday morning getting morning drunk sobering up and then drinking that night classy!

[eola park @eolapark]

fuck black Friday I celebrate blackout Friday #bender #BlackFriday

[Bill Mc7 @BillMc7]

bro, do you even know the lyrics to raspberry beret

[eola park @eolapark]

when @twhiddleston dances in front of a group of Koreans everyone loves it when I do they yell how did you get in my house you drunk #unfair