Em

hakuna matata / St. Augustine , FL

[Em @eolsen09]

Joe Biden: "a woman could be completely naked publicly and be arrested for indecent exposure - but NO man has the right to touch her"

[aphie @aphomet]

there are no "men's sections" or "women's sections" there are simply the places where i get my oversized clothes and the places where i get my sheer mesh clothes

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Dress however you please.
Call yourself whatever you like.
Sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you.
Live your best life in peace and security.
But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real?
#IStandWithMaya #ThisIsNotADrill

[Em @eolsen09]

"Yeah because our giant smart german shepherd totally took my last slice of pizza from a table he can reach...wait yeah ok he did no sarcasm there now that I think of it"

[The Office Quotes @TheOffice___]

giving a few of these away, like this tweet if you want one 👌🏼

or get one here: https://t.co/ibEe8aDrtg

[Dan Campbell @headabovewater]

If you haven’t listened to “We Look Like Lightning” featuring @shortlymi and Little Kruta yet, it is available on all music services.

Burst & Decay II is up for preorder now and over 1/2 of our variant sold in the first 12 hours. Grab it while you can. It’s very pretty.

[Em @eolsen09]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Me:

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

That unspoken group dynamic when all your friends are in an Uber on your way to the club and the people in the backseat are lit, dancing and scream talking and the person in the front seat is the group's PR person and talks to the driver and just keeps saying "I'm sorry for that"

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️

https://t.co/qx3fifT8LJ

[Em @eolsen09]

@kburn1204 Broski I miss u so much and everyone else keeps just going it's sad :((

[Em @eolsen09]

How come whenever I get close girlfriends here something goes wrong and they gotta leave or something ...

[Em @eolsen09]

Jordan has our dog spooning him is this rlly how it be now

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Thanks, girl.

[darwin @itsnotdarwin]

when ur playing "cards against humanity" and u think ur card is hilarious and then the person reads it out loud and not a single person laughs, yeah that shit hurts

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

Get ready, Jerry. Five days left. @adultswim