jake

Please God. Let me come back as a bird.
So I can shit on these hoes. Again. Amen

[jake @epic_nae_nae]

@pinkplazma I tweeted this 5 years ago when he first said the lesbian thing lol I'm aware he's a weirdo

[jake @epic_nae_nae]

queer nonbinary young thug walked so lesbian drake could run

[Rocy🦢 @winterocy]

Bo Burnham on all instruments

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

yall tapped into the birding discourse

[TINASHE @Tinashe]

Playing a video game with a hot boy. #yes

[DD @theogdaredevil]

LMFOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tri @tricipital14]

ive been laughing at this gif for like 15 minutes

[cheese @CheesyCheesy3]

Why can’t I bring this to a fucking job interview I’m literally autistic

[PANDA @DankSonicFan]

The flow on ts lowk good

[samuel @gooofsterr]

The hardest Beavis and Butthead ever made me laugh was one where they're watching a music video set in front of the Egyptian pyramids and one of them says, "where the hell is this"

[wint @dril]

[man leans into doorway of WTC bathroom]
"Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening."
"Alright. Just a sec."

[jake @epic_nae_nae]

@elischoop @LadPsycho Which side project? There's like 10 of them and I can't recall any of them really sounding like The Smiths lol

[The gal who stole the sun 🔆💥💣 @gaIpsycho]

What the fuck is my highschool friend posting on his story man.

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

The average voter is so fascinating

[Animal Mother 🐺🗡️ @Engxxxge]

😂😭😂😭

[M*chael R*berts @michaelsroberts]

diarrhea parasite, heat wave, wildfires …and a new Gracie Abrams album. god help us.

[Max @maxtmcc]

The anti-permanent DST people have some real sicko opinions, like that they’d rather have sunshine during their morning commute than after work when things actually happen, but the worst people are pro-permanent Standard time and we need to be very clear about that

[Von heute auf morgen @JungeToerless]

My undergraduate students are functionally illiterate and everyday I have to open Twitter to see takes like "20 year old boys are thinking about Roberto Bolaño" and "everyone's reading Thomas Bernhard to impress women." What reality do you guys live in?

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

A student pilot successfully landed a small plane after her instructor told her "you know what to do," grabbed his cell phone, opened the cockpit door, and leapt to his death.

https://t.co/Z7APrKL68v

[jake @epic_nae_nae]

@sonikku956 @gamergate2077 I found this annoying too, but he actually keeps all of the old recipes archived on a separate site that's still free.
https://t.co/lnVVwsj2LN