Red Squirrel

Putting the world to rights, one tweet, one reply at a time.

[Red Squirrel @equumstercore]

@LidlGB have you changed your own brand mature cheddar cheese? It used to be more crumbly and now it is horribly rubbery?

[Red Squirrel @equumstercore]

Hey @elonmusk I’m curious, was there a particular event in your life that lead to you being such a cunt or did you just come out one that way?

[Red Squirrel @equumstercore]

I have emailed @_TonyMacaroni three times regarding an incredibly disappointing experience for my four year old's birthday meal out and they have not responded at all. Is ignoring your patrons part of your ethos?

[Red Squirrel @equumstercore]

I had a really bad experience at
@_TonyMacaroni Queensferry Road Edinburgh for my daughter's 4th birthday. I've emailed the restaurant and customer services email address twice and both times have been completely ignored. Where can I formally register my complaint?

[Red Squirrel @equumstercore]

I had a really bad experience at @_TonyMacaroni Queensferry Road Edinburgh for my daughter's 4th birthday. I've emailed the restaurant and customer services email address twice and both times have been completely ignored. Where can I formally register my complaint?

[Red Squirrel @equumstercore]

@_TonyMacaroni Hello, how do I make an official complaint please - what is the best email address?

[Red Squirrel @equumstercore]

@easyJet Please advise me of your official complaints procedure and how to submit a request for refund? It is nigh impossible to tell from your website.

[Red Squirrel @equumstercore]

@599bt Nah, not this time.

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Liz Truss

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@YIAU1234 @MaisieAdam Blimey 🤣 Get a life, it's evident you're wasting yours. Byeeeee.

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@MarinaPurkiss Because:

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Isn't the point of a tuna melt that there is something to melt...like..cheese? This toastie at @dobbies #braehead #glasgow was beyond disappointing. £6.50 for cheap bread and warm cheap tuna. No salad as advertised just rank chips. Robbed.

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@Les1004 @jfdta @BorisJohnson 🤣 what a ridiculous thing to say

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@philsuds ...and the rest of Scotland shout 'take them, take them, please get them to f**k!'

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@ukiswitheu Because he is a fat lying cunt.

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@doctor_oxford @NadineDorries @BBCWomansHour I bet she has an oil painting of Thatcher in her bedroom. 🤮

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@kirkelwood2 @BBCSportsound Either way, and regardless of opinion, to not mention the team at all in a post match round up is an embarrassment to broadcasting.

[Red Squirrel @equumstercore]

@BBCSportsound I should mention, I am not even a United fan. It is just astounding the absolute no shits given about the rest of Scottish football by your radio shows. The draw was a good result for #DUFC. You should have given them the credit due in keeping out 30 + shots. Not even mentioned.

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@BBCSportsound Why was the result of this matched deemed "irrelevant" directly after by your reporter? Why were Dundee United literally not mentioned once in any post match chat? For a team just promoted and fighting for a top 6 position I'd have thought it worth mentioning their performance.