heba

Bay Area chaos enthusiast documenting life's absurdities one tweet at a time.

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I wonder if elephants ever watched a documentary on humans.

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@cerencanimyaa 60

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@ShakeLS 👀

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@marklevinshow You sure you dialed the right number?

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I’ve never called 911 in a dream and received help. Why is that?

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@jirish24 @tyromper @WynnLasVegas Which restaurant was this

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@bobgull123 @farmingandJesus Came to say this.

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@hark_labs Didn’t pass first step

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@adcock_brett Couldn’t get past first step

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How is that Walmart has been accepting ApplePay since August and I not once came across this information until today from a spam email?

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@TS_Secrets CVS also has a coupon problem. I tried to use a coupon earned from a purchase I made one minute prior, and it declined it and told me it was already used. Someone needs to look into this. I’m sure they’re making millions of this.

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@Aria_Babu Oh, so Middle-Eastern.

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@realtalkstruth Breakfast is overrated

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@QQ_ZXK Crazy part is, it was a dream of something I never knew existed. A vision into a foreign celebration.

A I grew up, I recognized the celebration when I saw it on tv.

So weird.

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@QQ_ZXK I used to have the same exact dream every so often and I’d wake up sick.

It got to the point that I knew while I was dreaming it, that I’d wake up sick.

As I became an adult, I realized that this was a dream I’d have when I got a fever.

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@OwenCoyne2027 Even X is celebrating Owen. When you click the heart, a football 🏈 twirls. Sending love and prayers to your family.

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@HumphreeeGoKart Do you all seriously believe they are the same people

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@WydRomanX The letter s

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@Lifeinvestmoney 👀

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@GrecoGum Where’s the gum in this?

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@justinbrave21 You forgot https://t.co/J2facTsVMz