Eric Grove

ASU '19 | ΔΤΔ | I like long walks on the beach and mango on a stick

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

If the Vikings lose tomorrow I’m going to put a live grenade into my dick shaft and pull the pin in front of my mom.

[Eric Grove @eric_grove]

If you hate dogs, you hate happiness.

[birds arent real @Jzientz]

So it turns out that ASU party drinking and family Christmas party drinking are 2 different things

[shania twink @shaniatwinkk]

Antarctica is warmer than here ☠️

[brian @briankinnes]

y’all realize net neutrality is more than just getting charged for social media, right? It’s about FCC and internet providers restricting access to information and controlling exactly what you can and can’t see, what you can and can’t do. Restricting our freedom on here entirely

[Eric Grove @eric_grove]

@vegetaswag 😭😭😭

[Eric Grove @eric_grove]

#NetNeutrality is key to free expression, innovation & public safety. https://t.co/rlk4XZFcgy

[FRE$H @_Cofreshh]

Twitter: $17.99/month
Snapchat: $9.99/month
Youtube: $19.99/month
Netflix: $4.99/per movie
Google: $1.99/per search

If you don't want to pay extra for your favorite sites you need to be supporting #NetNeutrality

[Jawn Flick @kidnoble]

RT if you got spanked as a kid and have never put your hands on your s/o https://t.co/i0MkD5RFt0

[Makayla @MakaylaUtecht]

*ran into a guy at disneyworld*
Both of us simultaneously: “ope sorry!”
*pause and look at each other*
Him: “Illinois”
Me: “Nebraska”
*he high fives me*
~midwestern things~

[annie @annieeejo]

So I woke up to find a conversation I had with myself last night.... this is why I don't drink.

[‘tian @c___tian]

Please my boy he's very sick

[Eric Grove @eric_grove]

@littlealty You are just the worst

[Eric Grove @eric_grove]

@q_kinkel An alcoholic

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

Patriotism isn't about making everyone stand and salute the flag.

Patriotism is about making this a country where everyone wants to.

[brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle]

Me: I think my computer's broken

Boss: just give it to the IT guy

Me: okay *walks outside and tosses my laptop into the sewer* good luck