Eric Sturm

Michigan

[Eric Sturm @eric_sturm]

@mitchelldonaldb No, you just suck at ping pong

[Eric Sturm @eric_sturm]

@katie_collins5 Get fucked

[Alec Bowers @Alecbowers]

@Greystar #greystar #viktoriaseattle @viktoriaseattle Where is my furniture, after you've #illegally detained it over 30 days?

[Alec Bowers @Alecbowers]

@virool #virool is cool- true #americandream #success. Very cool #adtech - it's the #future! https://t.co/FPSTrhcmlY https://t.co/OWMVqlBYfZ

[al•che•MEL•ist @itsRamel]

Ummm... Mary Jane!!! #BeingMaryJane

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Wearing a jersey.
Pumping up the crowd.

Golf's a little different at this hole.

[LA Kings @LAKings]

BREAKING: Civilian amature Michael Scarn has been named to the #NHLAllStar Pacific Team

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

No lie.. I was a douche in 2016 I'm just trying to be a good PERSON again#LostInTheSauce

[Eric Sturm @eric_sturm]

@RossZalewski27 I love razor shooters

[Eric Sturm @eric_sturm]

@AustinDSwain good lord, that mustache..

[Kirk Cousins @KirkCousins8]

On the left: Bo Scarbrough in 10th grade...On the right: Me in 11th grade. Now I know why Alabama never called.

[Eric Sturm @eric_sturm]

@RobbieSoop dude you wear sketchers who cares if your dog plays with them

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.

[ChrisHolcomb11Alive @ChrisHolcomb]

Text from my daughter.

[Eric Sturm @eric_sturm]

@NickPinto23 my old boss offered all of them jobs. They all turned it down cause they make more money doing that. Don't give them money

[Luke Gustafson @GukeyLust]

Whenever you do something kind for the less fortunate, make sure you record it so that everyone can see that you're a genuinely good person.

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Smartphones are amazing. It used to take me weeks to offend thousands of people & now I can do it while getting a lapdance from your sister.

[Eric Sturm @eric_sturm]

@AraShanlian I didn't realize we were still in highschool. Grow up dude