Eric Schulmiller

Cantor/Writer/Ice cream eater Words for: @newyorker @NYTMag @mcsweeneys @awl @Slate @TheAtlantic @jdforward he/him

[Eric Schulmiller @ericbop]

Click here & travel to the future...to this Sunday's @NYTmag & my Riff on our past's future's hold on the present: http://t.co/9tlmJdl88M

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

Who wants to live in New York? Who wants the worry, the noise, the dirt, the heat? Who wants the garbage cans clanging in the street? Suddenly I do!

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

I just want to be successful thats all..

[alex @steven_lebron]

visiting the shaolin monks then losing the wu tang game in historical fashion is crazy storytelling

[Eric Schulmiller @ericbop]

My plums so cold
My geese wild
I shall tell with a sigh
Knicks in five

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Still offering all NBA refs free LASIK…

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Nobody breaks the fourth wall quite like Julie Andrews. One look at the camera and she can steal an entire scene.

[Eric Schulmiller @ericbop]

@AYakatally Melo + two of my favorite Jews! (Amar'e and Frank Oz)

[Regional Plan @RegionalPlan]

If the Knicks win the finals this year we're ripping this down with our bare hands

[audrey hepburn enthusiast @darylandfilms]

jeremy allen white get off that bruce springsteen nonsense and come get your oscar fr this time

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

'Andor' creator Tony Gilroy's Peabody Awards Acceptance Speech:

“We spent six years contemplating a fascist takeover of a galaxy far, far away. Six years thinking about what happens to ordinary beings when an authoritarian, insane, unchecked regime comes into the deal, and the show is really kind of what we learned"

“If you’re not willing to fight for the things that you love, your family, community, your culture, your planet, your truth, freedom, there’s an asshole ready to come in and take it away. We learned that bravery and sacrifice and resistance comes in all shapes and sizes, and we learned that courage is contagious"

“There’s so much is happening, it’s a fire hose of crap that you just can’t get through. And here we are. There isn’t a new cycle that goes by right now that doesn’t contain a variety of outrages that in any other time in our history in America wouldn’t be grounds for treason"

“Please do not stop. Please do not turn out the lights until we can kill this nightmare… and fuck the Empire!”

(via @Variety)

[Eric Schulmiller @ericbop]

@LinkofSunshine Mets fan here, very happy that @StevenACohen2 is upholding this tradition! But please note that the @SFGiants also have a pride logo, and the @Orioles do not.

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

siskel: the robots in pacific rim are large and they are in charge, i think this is one of the best movies about robots in the ocean of the year

ebert: were they in charge? the situation was chaos

[MLB @MLB]

From the bleachers to the ballfield and everywhere in between …

Baseball is for everyone. #Pride

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

Time I address the elephant in the room…..There I was, trying to enjoy a Mets game like a normal American. And who shows up sitting behind me? THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE! And what is he doing? Save the city? OH NO!!! SITTING IN PREMIUM SEATS PROBABLY PAID FOR BY MY TAX DOLLARS!!!

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

(*me forcing someone to wear the One Ring*)

Oh my God, it's just a TOOL. It only goes bad for people who don't know what they're doing! You think Sauron is destroying the land? Digging up hobbit holes is way worse for the environment. It's actually classist you won't put it on.

[Eric Schulmiller @ericbop]

Thinking today of the best piece of satire ever written. RIP Sonny Rollins, I promise you didn't waste your life! https://t.co/MzNUnGEhi5

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

This list of Cleveland Spiders player names is unreal 😂