Eric Green

So shines a good deed in a weary world

[Eric Green @ericgreen]

If moral compromise is what the world requires to get ahead, then falling behind is an act of worship.

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@rosskingmusic This one now qualifies as an oldie, but it’s an evergreen: https://t.co/DRkmuxQkv3

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@jaredcwilson My theory: since we don't get immediate feedback like when we're speaking live, our brains use up RAM to generate imagined feedback and sends us into vapor lock. Result: Cindy Brady Syndrome 🚨

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@nikkidunagan I’ve never seen players that distraught. Heartbreaking is accurate.

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The NFL needs to postpone the remainder of this game for a later date. If the league insists on continuing tonight, it needs to be dismantled.

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@JonathanLeeman Is there a subscription option to the print version?

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I was emotionally unprepared to watch the trailer for the new Spider-Mans.

[Eric Green @ericgreen]

@joelmorgan4 @griffingulledge If I were a goalie, I would just simply not let the ball get past the line, that seems like the most important job.

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“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” — George Orwell

[Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree]

Donald Trump says he didn't say what he said

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@DGrantGaines Instant download, don’t even need a sample.

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Addams Family Values is a Thanksgiving movie.

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

The side characters in Rudolph are now just dudes you’d see in Brooklyn

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https://t.co/fDrOZl5N1E

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@avejones_1227 5 by 5, bro. Commence transmission.

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Watching these guys joylessly zip around the map and game out every single plausible hypothetical outcome in order to kill time before the polls close is just depressing. The Multiverse of Sadness, as it were.

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@brannonmc I’ve gotten a lot of mileage out of Snapseed.

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@CoachJohnson50 Finesse ain’t nuthin’ if you can’t finish.
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@iMore

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@DustinNickerson The first trailer for this is going to be a shot for shot remake of the first Logan trailer, Johnny Cash singing Hurt and all. I just know it.

[Eric Green @ericgreen]

@griffingulledge @trillianewbell Contrary to the spirit of the age, real strength is displayed in gentleness. Who is stronger, the guy at the gym throwing the weights up and down with loud rage or the one who lifts the same weight in slow, methodical silence?

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@KevOnStage And why is abbreviation such a long word?