eric with a c

he/him. perpetually embarrassed, seldom smart or funny.

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

A statement from the Washington Nationals regarding Opening Day.

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Trump being relentlessly proud that he passed a test where he was asked to correctly identify an elephant and display other basic cognitive skills remains very funny, unfortunately.

[Oliver Willis @owillis]

marco rubio's tweet about john lewis - which is now his profile pic - is a photo of elijah cummings.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

It was.

See: The last four years.

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Why is this so hard

[eric with a c @ericscann]

sometimes you just gotta say i’ve had this beard long enough.

[E! News @enews]

Danica Patrick and Aaron Rodgers Break Up After 2 Years Together https://t.co/j4kgAZjBhY

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

if your defense of your country's management of a disaster is 'well 100,000 deaths isn't really that much in the grand scheme' you have fucked up and all of your beliefs are wrong

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Matthew 19:24

Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

That's Paul.

And you work for a persecutor, you self-pitying Grab Em By The Pussy Christian.

Here a Jesus quote, Brad:

“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the temples & on the street corners to be seen by others."
Mat 6:5

[eric with a c @ericscann]

listen punks, if someone lets you come to their island to sell turnips and you STEAL THE TIP I LEFT FOR THEM right in front of us... you’re not a good person. #dontbeadick #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #acnh #AnimalCrossingturnips

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Working hard and having fun!

[Mike Elgan @MikeElgan]

The number of days since each state experienced peak coronavirus cases. Dark red = zero days. Dark green = 100 days.

[lisa bizzle @Lisa_Bizzle]

oh

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

.@BillNye’s viral TikTok experiment demonstrates exactly how masks save lives

[shania twink @shaniatwinkk]

Glee didn't deserve her