Erin Oppy

[Erin Oppy @erin_oppy]

I’m breaking my two-year hiatus from Twitter to make sure @tacobell knows they should keep the Cool Ranch @Doritos Locos Tacos 🌮 and the Carmel Apple Empanada 🍎 4EVERRRRRRR!!!

[Erin Oppy @erin_oppy]

good to see Twitter isn’t completely gone! I miss that cute little bird! 🐦‍⬛

[Erin Oppy @erin_oppy]

@johnbcrist 🙄 the literal worst

[Erin Oppy @erin_oppy]

@johnbcrist I saw an ice bath gender reveal video the other day. No word of a lie.

[Erin Oppy @erin_oppy]

@johnbcrist me at every @Bengals game 😬

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

I'm looking for book recommendations. What was the last great book you read?

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

How far away is Ohio?

[Erin Oppy @erin_oppy]

@DustinNickerson Dustin!! Your show tonight at @zaniesnashville was fantastic! I’m sure you’ll crush tomorrow too. Thanks for so many laughs and shout out to your killer openers too! 😉 #sturdyandnerdy

[Erin Oppy @erin_oppy]

Fam. @HeyFatkid just asked me if @garthbrooks sings “Calling Baton Rouge” We literally went to his concert last year. He’s so embarrassing. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Happy surprise.. 😊

[Erin Oppy @erin_oppy]

new mascara day is the best day!

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

evangelical worship service vs. catholic mass

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

On tonight's edition of #BaseballSky 🌈🌈

[Erin Oppy @erin_oppy]

Why are you so in-sa-cure?
When you got passionate love hurr?
You always claimin' I'm a cheater
Think I'll up and go leave ya
For another señorita
You forgot that I need ya
You must have caught amnesia
That's why you don't believe wha

We don’t have lyricism like this any more 😂

[Erin Oppy @erin_oppy]

Z - “What’s today? Is it Thursday or Friday?”
Me - “It’s Saturday”
Can it be summer break forever?!

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Mood.. 😂

[Erin Oppy @erin_oppy]

@TerribleMaps @mikehosk02 don’t let mick see this… 😂🐄

[Erin Oppy @erin_oppy]

I’m not sure how to feel about the fact that 2/3 of my children have had magicians for boyfriends.