Erin Field

Writer/Comedian

[Erin Field @ErinFieldComedy]

So proud of my Level 1 Stand Up class this term! They killed it! #scfamily

[Erin Field @ErinFieldComedy]

I wonder how many people claimed their “thoughts and prayers” as a charitable donation last year. #taxes

[Erin Field @ErinFieldComedy]

My roommate: “I don’t care what you say I’m doing this.”

*proceeds to eat spaghetti with my dog Lady and the Tramp style*.

[Erin Field @ErinFieldComedy]

Hosting at Zanies in Old Town tonight, show starts at 8pm! Come on out! #chicago #comedy

[Erin Field @ErinFieldComedy]

I suck at Twiiter

[Erin Field @ErinFieldComedy]

It’s officially “It’s my last night in town” season.

[Erin Field @ErinFieldComedy]

Co-featuring tonight- Sunday at Zanies in Old Town! Show starts 8:30pm boooooom!

[Erin Field @ErinFieldComedy]

Co-featuring at Zanies in Old Town this week! Tues-Sun! Message for comps. #nevertweet

[StripJoker @Strip_Joker]

7/14: @BallroomBritz hosts @Timhahaha @KEARNIVAL @BoomBoomDuPrey @ErinFieldComedy @boozetornado & headliner @ClickHole's @gracethomaslive!

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Right here. Includes radical provisions like how not to kick 23 mil ppl off their coverage. Feel free to run w/it.
https://t.co/jBMFBJpSP7 https://t.co/zZoA16Ym03

[Erin Field @ErinFieldComedy]

Me entering a Lyft: "Hey, how's your day?"

Me leaving a Lyft: " I hope they find your sister."

[Erin Field @ErinFieldComedy]

*lights candles*
*cozy up on the couch*
*turns on backyard wrestling *

[Erin Field @ErinFieldComedy]

I have a turtle, because I can't have an old person as a pet.

[Zanies Chicago @ZaniesChicago]

10:30pm @ChiScottDuff @ErinFieldComedy @ConorCawley @genagephart @SoliComedy @vbryant9 @jarrellscott @HaHartnett @amy_sumpter @StefaniaRudd!

[Erin Field @ErinFieldComedy]

Find what you're passionate about and never do anything about it. #motivation

[Erin Field @ErinFieldComedy]

"You loud ass bitches"- my inner monologue to my neighbors

[Microsoft Excel @msexcel]

@ErinFieldComedy Sounds like you'll be an Excel wiz in no time!

[Erin Field @ErinFieldComedy]

Took a class on Microsoft Excel today:

Instructor: "Why are you all here?"

Me:"To Excel at life."

Instructor: "Okay...let's get started."

[The Second City @TheSecondCity]

Oh, no...Trump is almost out of water. If the movie 'The Faculty' has taught me anything, an alien is about to emerge.
#debates