Erin Nelson

[Erin Nelson @erinnelsonoxo]

My debit card is starting to feel more like a gift card… “not sure how much is on this but we’ll give it a try.”

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Everyone in America should see this video and be very concerned about all of it

[Hamilton Fire Department @HamiltonFireDep]

HFD crews operating at a structure fire on King Street East this evening. King remains closed between Walnut & Catharine. #HamOnt #StrongForYou

[Tebello, your Sister in Law 👩🏽‍⚖️⚖️ @bellz_motshwane]

There is a heartbreak that comes with finally admitting or realizing that a particular career path isn’t for you. It’s so devastating when that’s all you have studied for and know.

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

trust yo gut. you ain’t trippin

[Erin Nelson @erinnelsonoxo]

Working a customer service job can be great. When customers are mean to me, I then “accidentally” punch in the wrong debit code so their transaction is declined. 9/10 it embarrasses them and the attitude is dropped REAL quick

[Erin Nelson @erinnelsonoxo]

He also said that he passed out earlier. Like completely blacked out. So the only thing that woke him up like a true Canadian was a double double from @TimHortons but he was upside down on his head and was drinking his coffee out of gods hands.

[Erin Nelson @erinnelsonoxo]

A crackhead told me he was going to kiss me bc my lips look as soft as gummy worms. But his hormones are out of balance so is nervous system is too in shock to do that. & that I’m so beautiful, that he birthed me in his dreams, because he dreamed of meeting a pretty girl like me

[Erin Nelson @erinnelsonoxo]

I’m gonna start a thread of all the things that get said to me working in the downtown core cause y’all wouldn’t believe the shit these ppl have the balls to say LMAO

[Andy Compton @andycompton_]

"We want grandkids." Best I can do is write a screenplay about the childhood trauma you caused me

[Debbie Mia @ Likely a Nap @TheDebbieMia]

They found the cause of SIDS
THEY FOUND THE CAUSE OF SIDS

Excuse me while I cry for all the parents, including lead researcher Dr Carmel Harrington, who lived with guilt. And cry happy tears for parents in the future who will have access to screening and prevention. 😭

[Erin Nelson @erinnelsonoxo]

If you’re not this dedicated I don’t want you >>>>>>>>

[Erin Nelson @erinnelsonoxo]

This is a life that just ain’t worth living

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

At a weed store you can say, “I want something to help me sleep that won’t make me wonder if my back door is unlocked,” and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, “Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?”

[Erin Nelson @erinnelsonoxo]

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[gabitha. @igabitha]

when someone makes you feel safe. safe to express. safe to feel. safe to speak. safe to think. just safe. i love that. i love an emotionally validating human. i love an active listener. i love reciprocity.

[Erin Nelson @erinnelsonoxo]

@SPAMbrand

[✗O @indicapumpkin]

Spam is made of pigeon feet @erinnelsonoxo

[✗O @indicapumpkin]

Spam is made of pigeon feet @erinnelsonoxo