Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax

6x Baked Potato Eating Contest Champion

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

@BigDaddyMarc40 shit tough twin

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

@sonyamellvin bout as versatile as they come melv

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

@_man_spider have mercy mr spider

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

BREAKING: Max Kleinwaks has been downgraded to OUT (back) for Saturday’s festivities. Bad news for bar owners looking to make money.

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

it’s walk on all fours friday

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

@tobyquags19 Mr. Q where does Botswana fall in this spectrum?

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

drawers got holes in em but the rent due 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

USC being physical at the line of scrimmage, impressive. Unexpected as their state can’t control the line of scrimmage (the border) (mexicans)

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

@g00dguyclay handsome fella

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

jk see ya in the playoff

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

South Carolina and Florida fighting for last in the SEC

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

South Carolina and Florida fighting for last in the SEC

[Toby Quarantine @tobyquags19]

You think you have it rough try hawking a mile in my tuah’s

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

Wonder what Jim Crow’s preferred booze was

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

@rockymtnmac

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

@Robert1Oakman Nice cut of meat Rob.

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

@imisssynjndays choch

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

@cowardchain nesian?

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

Shit done changed once I went up a belt loop

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

A lager in one hand, my cock (and balls) in the other…..it’s Friday baby

[Former Rev. Ern’ Authoratrax @ern_rev]

Truly am blessed to announce that I have been asked to give a guest sermon at the Heisman House. Thank you to long time follower @TimTebow for the opportunity. -Rev. EA