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[beef @ernmann]

Y’all ever fuck around and have a really nice day??

[Mercado Media @MercadoMedia1]

🚨PLEASE SHARE ‼️ Jayden Scott (@MRSCOTT1776) and unknown accomplices have found where I live and posted a video online outside of my door. I have my apartment management and local police involved. I will obviously have to move so the more people that are aware of this situation the better. This guy is already in legal trouble, and this stunt could prevent them from inflicting further pain on the city of Minneapolis. Share it far and wide.

I’ll update you all as I can ❤️🙏

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Drinking wokenogg and eating genderbread them

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Suburban man retreats to safe space.

[brian @brianonhere]

circulated meeting notes to a client after a call and she wrote back like "Wow these notes are really good! Which AI are you using?? We're trying to decide which one to use in our office!" its called paying attention lady. its called brainpower.

[Daniel Gorman @DanielGorman20]

Going to be very funny to be the dad who doesn’t really care if his kids smoke or try out alcohol but really puts his foot down if he catches them using AI instead of doing their own reading & writing

[my sobriety journey @poopswag34]

I just shifted my consciousness to the Mexican frequency

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

spring trend predictions:

— 5" shorts
— camp collars
— recession

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Can we put a tariff on labradoodles

[chris randle @randlechris]

DEI stood for Da Economy Intact

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

I don't own him, we have an understanding

[chance @chanceposts]

she calls me paul atreides because of what my worm is dune two her

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

ALL YOU BITCHES DO IS LIE & GO TO SCHOOL FOR NURSING

[vince @vincestaples]

Cuh got a football

[sagarika @sagarika_cha]

“You’re thirsting over a murderer” okay… and you read colleen hoover… who’s more at fault?????

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

my husband has just informed me that he is going to “get disgusting with it” this year in regards to eggnog consumption

[3BM15 @3_bm15]

Get rotated idiot

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

people who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything. its labor day and theyre like waittt u know what would be perfect rn