Kuber

hustle, till you don't have to introduce yourself anymore.

[Kuber @erraticenigma]

every fitness app: "log your oatmeal and grilled chicken"
me, an indian: my breakfast is poha.

so i shipped an indian fitness app this month. 9 physique scans total. 2 of them are mine

looking for 50 brutal beta testers who'll tell me what's broken.

https://t.co/SHYLyI4E8l

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Just plugging in "ai" doesn't solve the problem, does it ?

@SwiggyCares @Swiggy @harshamjty #stupidBOT

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@makemytripcare it's been 3 weeks since the visa request has been submitted.
No update from your side.

Booking ID - NV2F00222521596

[Kuber @erraticenigma]

Need 2 tickets for the Diljit concert on 6th Dec, Bangalore.

Please ping if available.
#diljitconcert #DiljitDosanjh #tickets #Bangalore

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Need 2 Gold tickets for #diljitdosanjhconcert at Bengaluru.

Please let me know if you have any leads. @diljitdosanjh #DiljitDosanjh #diljit #dilluminati

[Kuber @erraticenigma]

@AsthaD @ZeptoNow @zeptocares Looks like tea flavoured milk. @Zepto @AaditPalicha

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@x17ashwini Can you please share details on DM. For some reason not able to DM you

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@x17ashwini @diljitdosanjh @zomato Hi, can you message please? For some reason I am not able to DM you.

[Kuber @erraticenigma]

Need 4 tickets for Dil-Luminati concert on 6 Dec in BLR. Silver or Gold tickets if anyone can help with 🙏🙏🙏 @diljitdosanjh @zomato

#diljit #dilluminati #Bangalore

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@SunnyWadhw96622 @diljitdosanjh @zomato Hi @SunnyWadhw96622 not able to DM you. Can you please ping ? Interested to pick up the 2 tickets

[Kuber @erraticenigma]

@letsblinkit sample dene ka tareeka thoda casual nai hai ?

#sample #blinkit #savage

[Kuber @erraticenigma]

Ah, meetings—the art of gathering together to discuss what could've been resolved in an email, a ritual where we sacrifice day's productivity in exchange of random mundanity.

~ Corporate Boguspeare
#meetings

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@EmbassyVietnam Can you please help with the e-visa which I applied on 8th Feb. It's been 8 days and the application is still "in processing". My flight is on 18th Feb.

Registration number : E240208INDU659313283

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@NammaBESCOM No power in Hulimavu since last 2 hours. What's the ETA for restoring power supply?

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@zeptocares Okay. But please do correct the pricing

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@zeptocares @ZeptoNow @AaditPalicha - how are you marking up the MRP from 95 to 150 and then applying discount of Rs15 ? 😅
@jagograhakjago #unethical

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@MORTHIndia @nitin_gadkari - I submitted LL application ( 2619148522) with passport as address proof via online portal (sarathi).
It's in scrutiny stage since last 4 months.
Went to RTO, they asked to change to aadhaar and submit application for native city.Doesn't make sense😐

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@Tinder_India

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"Can you switch on your camera?" Ke liye Garud puran mein alag hi saza hai!!

#WFH #zoom #humor

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@vietjetvietnam - I deleted my ticket confirmation email. How can I get the details?