Amy K

Thug life and whatnot.

#teamenby

[Amy K @errdayhustlah]

A Stranger Things marathon, but it's just you watching me trying to get crumbs out of my bra.

[Amy K @errdayhustlah]

Like, y'all just out here navigating that shit? How? More importantly, why?
I was literally just talking about this with a fellow ND. I am bewildered.
@IfBooksPod
@RottenInDenmark

[Amy K @errdayhustlah]

@IfBooksPod just listened to the Men Are From Mars ep... When @RottenInDenmark said, "We all deliberately decide how to interpret other people's speech, depending on what we feel like, or what our place in the hierarchy is." As a ND person, it blows my mind that this is true.

[Dreadlock Nostrils @GeorgiaBruh]

If you say “long story short” and then continue talking for more than three sentences, I will shoot you.

[first lady of the sith @confused_hecate]

When you find another chicken nuggie in your wendys bag

[Fury Pesto 🐀 @RocketRankoon]

I had oats and quinoa this morning which I believe is the breakfast of rich horses

[Fury Pesto 🐀 @RocketRankoon]

Fun prank: rig someone's grappling hook to play Steve Winwood's Higher Love whenever its fired into the air

[This website died @CountMackula]

I feel my brain may be past the expiration date

[This website died @CountMackula]

It’s like Jesus said when he wrote the Bible “Bitch better have my money” -StraightCash 24:7

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

doctor: does your wife want you to help in the delivery room?
[thinking about how often i drop hot pockets because i took them out of the microwave too fast] probably not

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

date: bruschetta
me: ....
date: bru...schetta
me: ....
date: BRU.. SCHET.. TA
me: bruce jetta
date: I've gotta go

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

i dont want no pugs
a pug is a dog that cant get no rubs from me
hangin in the dirt outside while I'm sittin online
buyin a collar for fleas

[Henry 3000 @Henry_3000]

I jumped the shark but there was another shark right behind him.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

I'm not feeling so good so I'm going to bed early if you wanted to assassinate me now's your best chance

[Trey @treydayway]

I need the type of cocaine that people who host morning talk shows use.

[Amy K @errdayhustlah]

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to divorced.