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@NBCNews Guess those Chinese bribe checks finally cleared

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@elonmusk

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@YFBSpod

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@3eckyn @WCSOOregon Murder/suicide

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@YFBSpod Is that his head? I thought it was a giant hemorrhoid

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@DawnFantasia_NJ @GovMurphy @NJAssemblyGOP @NJSenateGOP @NJSpotlightNews @njdotcom @SaveJersey @TheNJGlobe @NJSenDems @Jack4NJ @wakeupnj @News12NJ What altitude are these things flying at? Like, if someone were to “accidentally” discharge their hunting rifle a few times in the direction of one what are the chances they might hit it?

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@BNODesk

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@BNODesk

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@YFBSpod Not unless you’re Jon Lajoie

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@BNONews Sorry but being dead is a preexisting condition and won’t be covered

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@AP

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@WBC24News

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@average_travis @OregonDOT Nah. What’s ABSURD is how much the public education system obviously failed you.

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@ami87452 @OregonDOT There are 2 sexes. There are as many genders as can be imagined. It’s a social construct. If I want to say my gender is a toaster, that’s just as valid as saying that my gender is male or female. It’s all make believe.

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@BNODesk Fuck this bitch

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@Ncognito007 @tropicalupdate Did they try shooting it?

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@VerizonSupport I have 2 lines on the same account and on the same phone. 1 of them is completely dead currently and the other works fine. Plz fix

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@tedcruz Go suck a dick crybaby

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@tedcruz Get fucked

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@NWS I don’t think FEMA has a large enough budget to replace all the Trump yard signs and truck flags that will be lost.