E. Ryan Martz

Co-creator of @angelofvine, producer, voice director, lover of all things nerdly

[Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS]

BREAKING: I just did that because I’m tired of seeing it.

Let me put this here for ALL REPORTERS (translation, no need to text me). The person who earned over 14 million votes in the Democratic primary is @JoeBiden. He’s stated publicly over and over that he’s not going anywhere.

With that, I’ve arrived in Phoenix because I believe in the President & Vice President. I believe in their work & I know with every fiber of my being that they want what’s best for all Americans… even for those that will vote against their interests!

So, I’m not sure who said what & when, but I’m not just ridin’ with Biden, I’m working for him on the trail!

I will head back to the Capitol to resume my work on behalf of the American people, which looks like the first thing up will be a hearing on the PA shooting.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

for my $ the greatest no-look pass in history

especially considering the stakes:

- losing in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl
- game in the balance
- got to have it

Bell needed to be moved, baited him w the eyes 👀, hitch 🎣

and the PERFECT pass

[I LOVE ATLANTA @4oh4dee]

When you unexpectedly dap up the President at Waffle House 🫱🏾‍🫲🏻

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

On the one hand, the Emperor has committed many demonstrable crimes and stated repeatedly and publicly that he plans to commit more, but on the OTHER hand, Yoda sounds funny.

[Sam Blum @SamBlum3]

FINAL:

The Angels forced their fans to stand in incredibly long lines to get into the ballpark tonight.

Then, when they finally got inside, they watched the Angels lose 10-4 to the Royals.

Sums up this franchise right now.

The Angels are 14-24.

[Bradeaux @BradeauxNBA]

Boban intentionally missing a free throw to give Clippers fans free chicken is the craziest thing I’ve seen all season 😂

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Who America is rooting for in the Super Bowl

[Rams Tapes 🇵🇷 @RamsTapes]

Matthew Stafford calls out Kerby Joseph during the game for his dirty play, check this out 🎤

[Stu Jackson @StuJRams]

Sean McVay said the Rams are bringing back K Brett Maher.

[E. Ryan Martz @eryanmartz]

@halfmoth @aubrey_ac @ChristinaFeed Every one we took with you! I’ve got to find some!

[Los Angeles Rams @RamsNFL]

Retweet to win a @AaronDonald97 signed ball! 🔄 #ProBowlVote

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

PROFESSOR OAK: pokémon are our friends and pets! we respect them and they help us

MEOWTH: I have speech. I am of sound mind. I crave freedom from this laboratory, from the torment of battle

PROFESSOR OAK: ignore that one

MEOWTH: I want to go to school

PROFESSOR OAK: he's sick

[E. Ryan Martz @eryanmartz]

@halfmoth @surliestgirl @HuttTaungsday LET CHAOS REIGN

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

Sweden has twice the population of New Zealand and has had 7 times the amount of covid deaths. 25,061 vs 3,393.
Do you know you can also use your phone as a calculator, Bill?

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

So, the Speaker of the House of Representatives thinks the Earth is 6,000 years old and all the plants and animals on the planet only exist because of Noah’s Ark. That’s where we are at.

[Los Angeles Rams @RamsNFL]

HOW WE FEELIN' RAMS FAM?!

[Los Angeles Angels @Angels]

🚨 TRIPLE PLAY 🚨

#GoHalos

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

I don’t think Angel Hernandez is bad. He just has his own strike zone.

[⚾️ Shoeless Dro Jackson 👟 @SavageNtheBox]

Yuli Gurriel and his old buddy (2017 WS MVP) catching up in Miami