Eric Sanden

[Scott Wessman @scottew]

Just got fired from Apple. I was the guy who designed the AirPods to shoot out of the case at high speeds whenever you drop it.

[Trent @Trenciarte]

The Atlanta Braves got 19 outs from a former 7-Eleven employee and a 21 year old rookie to beat the billion dollar Dodgers.

Baseball is a beautiful sport.

[Punchoutpitch @Punchoutpitch]

Munetaka Murakami continues to provide the best interviews

"I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."

[Jimmy Traina @JimmyTraina]

Good day to remember a Top 5 tweet in the history of this app.

[Eric Sanden @esanden7]

@jikkuripotopoto You get credit for playing an agent well now, not just shooting well and getting kills. Using util to take space or hold site can have more impact on a round than just stacking kills

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A 9-year-old boy allegedly spent $118,000 on YouTube ads for his Minecraft and Roblox videos using his dad's company credit card

Mighty Mike Plays says he's "definitely cooked" after finding out his dad doesn't know if he'll keep his job

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job recruiter: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me:

[Eric Sanden @esanden7]

@exiledblessing Me me me

[kel :) @kelly_mc1r]

Tom Nook installed flock cameras on my animal crossing island overnight 😔

[Eric Sanden @esanden7]

@NorCalSportsNW He’s only 29… I would not call that “veteran” status lol it’s far too early in his career to just hang it up and DH for the rest of it. Plus you’re assuming he can’t improve. Arraez was a “washed up” infielder until he wasn’t. You can’t write someone off after one full season 🙄

[Joe @timeisvillmatic]

What in the actual fuck???

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

the internal candidate waiting for you to finish your 6th interview

[Banana Ball @BananaBall_]

RAC just pulled off the greatest trick play OF ALL TIME 🤯

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Thank you for your email. I have eaten the lotus flowers and am unlikely to respond

[Alex Pavlovic @PavlovicNBCS]

Mike Krukow got a standing ovation when shown on the scoreboard, the first of many over the next two months:

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Waiting to hit "clock out" at exactly 5:30pm.

[Eric Sanden @esanden7]

@Haleybertonee @C2Cbsbl @yourstatsmatter Crazy to call a player currently with the 5th best batting average in the national league an overall disappointment lol

[Eric Sanden @esanden7]

@C2Cbsbl @StreamingScoop This guy clearly didn’t see the last game where Lee had 2 home runs and went 3 for 4. Lmao like try having a more educated opinion

[Eric Sanden @esanden7]

@C2Cbsbl @yourstatsmatter I think he makes that play 9/10 times. Any outfielder in the league would make that play as you said… and he’s an outfielder in the league 🙄 He had a bad read this time get over yourself.