Esben Ridder

Doing my best to vex and annoy any and all official Russian sources. Freelance fella.

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@RussiaUN @mvd_official @mfa_russia @RusEmbUSA @RussianEmbassy @mission_rf @mission_russian @AmbRusFrance @RusBotschaft It's actually pretty simple: We don't want you here. It would be like inviting robbers to an open house. You have nothing to offer anyone. We look at you only with disgust tinged with pity.

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@RusEmbUSA @mfa_russia By "observing" you mean that you look at then occasionally. Your country stands only for barbarism. You have no redeeming qualities. You have the respect of no one.

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@RusAmbCambodia Hear hear! So what's the plan to stop its revival? Kill yourself? Well if you insist.

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@3caaaath5 @georgian_legion @MPerstinger That, my dear fella, is a thing of beauty. I'm salivating uncontrollably.

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Perfect.

[Thor Benson @thor_benson]

Sure fascism is bad but have you considered decorum

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@thor_benson Sorry, but I'm stealing that. It's just too perfect.

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@Liberalfiberal @ClarkeMicah @ChrisDYork I lived there for 6 yrs, Kharkiv and Kyiv, going to Dnipro and Odesa often, 2011-17. Differences of opinion? Sure. Secession and chaos unavoidable? Nope. This feels like infantilizing the 🇺🇦 state & civil society. It's old, it's resilient. And today more than ever united.

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@claireBobin

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@DefMon3 "Do you dress to the right or the left, Sir?"
"I dress in whatever direction I can kill or rout most Rashists"
"Very good, Sir"

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@RussianEmbassy @mfa_russia @RusMission_EU @RusembUkraine @FCDOGovUK @DefenceHQ @BBCWorld @SkyNews @Telegraph @guardian @IISS_org Here's what you don't get @mfaRussia, @RussianEmbassy Your terror & violence don't make us fear you. They make us hate & despise you. You are brutish & destructive but pathetic in your corruption & incompetence. You have the respect of no one.

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@RussianEmbassy @mfa_russia @KremlinRussia_E @BBCWorld @guardian @Telegraph @TheEconomist @spectator @FT @Channel4 @SkyNews Great! Now you just need someone who can teach them that. You'll probably need to look outside 🇷🇺. When your president is a некультурный gangster, it tends to not get much better further down the ladder. Also "continuity" in development? Can't continue what you never started.

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@RussianEmbassyC @mfa_russia @Russia_Toronto It must be nice to remember a time where you were winning at something.

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@mfa_russia @RussiaInUSA @RussiaUN @mission_russian @RusMission_EU @RF_OSCE @natomission_ru @RussianEmbassy @RussianEmbassyC @EmbassyofRussia @RusEmbIndia No, we're just shutting you out of it all bc you're uncivilized and uncultured brutes who can't have nice things. Come back when you grow up, Little Russia.

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@RusEmbIndia @Russia @rusintrade @ruscult_chennai @RITHMumbai @Ru_Cons_Kolkata @SolodovDmitry Are you sure that's Russia? I mean, you do have trouble recognizing what is and what isn't Russia. Helpful hint: If it's full of mindless, uncultured and uncivilized illiterates, it's probably Russia.

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@Dpol_un Victory extols a horrible cost. I mourn every fallen Ukrainian. Every Ukrainian death is a terrible loss. I guess that's why you post it? Because no one cares about the thousands of dead Russian slave soldiers whose departure from this world is a net gain for everyone?

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@RusEmbUSA @mfa_russia @StateDept @FoxNews @TuckerCarlson @ShaolinTom @nytimes @WSJ @business @MKTWeconomics @USTreasury It's spelled "Fascist Hellhole", not "Russia".

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@RusEmbUSA @mfa_russia @ForeignAffairs @business @WSJ @wtimespolitics @nytimes @CBSPolitics @ABC @nbcwashington @foxnewspolitics Aaw, big bad US won't let you lie with impunity?

[Cabritinha 🇵🇹🇪🇺 @Cbritinha]

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