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nerd, Mexican American

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Sorry to no one. 🤷‍♂️

#ForTheLand | #GuardiWins

[Irish History Bitesize! @lorraineelizab6]

For May day, don't forget to leave flowers outside your door this evening (30 April)! Important Bealtaine tradition to keep you safe from the fairies! Yellow flowers popular; marsh-marigolds, primroses, buttercups, gorse! #Beltane #Ireland #FolkloreSunday https://t.co/kL4pdZyfS9

[Art History Memes for Aesthetic Fiends @ArtMemeLord]

"you still going out tonight?"

me:

[Tanner Bibee @IssaBibe]

Mama i made it🥺

[NASA @NASA]

Meet the first member of our #Artemis II Moon crew: mission specialist @Astro_Christina!

Christina Koch visited the @Space_Station in 2019, where she took part in the first all-woman spacewalk. She began her career as an electrical engineer at @NASAGoddard.

[Sia @essay_wilson]

@thoughtsontomes 19! I was born on the 19th at 19:19. My lucky number

[Sia @essay_wilson]

@randomhouse I need a book for my friend who is a rock climbing hippie

[Rebecca Maurer @rebecca__maurer]

I didn’t have “photo op with an Irish alpaca named The Wee One” on my St. Patty’s bingo card, but I’m definitely not mad. Is he Cleveland’s Lil Sebastian??

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

A month ago I told my husband I would finally sit down and watch the lord of the rings if he did a hobbit day, he had to come up with a menu and cooking for a day of all the hobbit meals as we watched the movies. So this is how tomorrow looks for me

[annie @annieter1]

actually London is the SECOND most romantic city in the world, sorry Zach! #thebachelor

[Sia @essay_wilson]

@H_Bevs Maybe this is dumb, but what is the "big light?" I only have one light on the ceiling in each room, do other people have small lights?

[Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente]

I need everyone to understand that an elected official in our Congress screamed out LEEROY JENKINS as the last obviously-failed vote was being called.

And a whole of lot the chamber laughed.

We are truly in the end times. The memes have taken control.

[@roomofonesownbooks.bsky.social @RoomofOnesOwn]

IT IS 2023 AND I AM ADMITTING THAT I HAVE NO INTENTION OF READING EVERY BOOK I BUY. I LIKE COLLECTING THEM. I LIKE HAVING LOTS OF THEM AROUND. I LIKE BEING SURROUNDED BY STORIES AND POSSIBILITIES. I WANT A LIBRARY. I AM NOT A BOOK MINIMALIST LEAVE ME ALONE (WITH MY BOOKS).

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

To all the burned-out big-city executives coming back to their hometown for the holidays: yes our foresters manage a large tree farm and yes they had a crush on you in high school.

[Barstool Cleveland @BS_Cleveland]

So you're telling me theres a chance...

[Al Pawlowski @AlPawlowski]

Four @CleGuardians win Gold Gloves .. the most of any American League team since 2003. Steven Kwan, Myles Straw, Andres Gimenez and Shane Bieber. For those of us that got watch them every day, it’s no surprise. Congrats to each .. well-deserved 👍

[Guardians Hot Dogs @CleHotDogs]

It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me.

[Sia @essay_wilson]

@SusanPetrone She looks like a Freya