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[ian @essijg]

my roommate’s cat caught a beetle

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@HunterBiden @tardedlib Hunter do you still listen to Fleet Foxes? What are you listening to these days?

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never felt strange to me as a kid that mermaidman and barnacle boy are just humans

[sententiae antiquae @sentantiq]

The world breathlessley reads a papal encyclical and enters anither week of hotly debating the Odyssey

Yet humanities programs are being closed all over.

[ian @essijg]

@bedriddenmaiden there’s far less than the 8 million people on earth they say there are

[Nick Burns @NickBurns]

Wine is just wine to most Americans, and Grana Padano is as good as parmesan is as good as pecorino. But just see what happens when you say that Coke Zero is the same as Diet Coke. Like Robert Conquest said, everyone is an Italian about what they know best.

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tf yall know abt this shit

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@karina_core thank you KarinaCore

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do yall think glorilla has an evil french twin named gleaurilla

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if I had a normal name like Fitch, and someone with a name like Abercrombie came into my life, I simply wouldn’t do business with him. I would try to destroy him

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the real horror of modern medicine is that what we know has increased exponentially compared to what we can cure. Wouldn’t it be better to be a medieval peasant that passes young and/but never knowing what ailed him?

[ian @essijg]

am a physical constant a subject to entropy (my bath stops being hot but my house is out of warm water)

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Yorkshire farmer watching the Roundheads cut through the Royalists at Marston Moore:

[🔟,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ @tenthousund]

shouting at my child bc it didn't make my martini dirty enouvh

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@NotJosephGarcia

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@JakeSymbol unc still got it

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@carolinegrac jes

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

hamburger help us

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@NotJosephGarcia they put a tiny camera on an ant to spy on me, but i found it