Robin Yoder

Live with no excuses and love with no regrets.

[Robin Yoder @estrilets]

SCHOOL IS POINTLESS... English: We Speak It, History: They're dead get over it, Math: 1+1=2..Beyonce taught us that.. Spanish: We Have Dora.

[Robin Yoder @estrilets]

The awkward moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with.

[Robin Yoder @estrilets]

Reading a paragraph over and over again because you can't concentrate on it.

[Robin Yoder @estrilets]

WIFE: Would you ever die for me?

[Kimberli Bilderback @grinyagina82]

Looking at things you wrote or comments you made from a year ago and wondering how you could possibly be that stupid.

[Laura Hopps @petrinavetchin1]

It's weird how some people are so loud on Twitter, but so quiet in real life.

[Robin Yoder @estrilets]

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.

[Robin Yoder @estrilets]

That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

[Nancy Graham @melikhova1997]

My mind was blown when I realized "OK" is a sideways person.

[Robin Yoder @estrilets]

Every girl has that one guy she goes back to, heartbreak after heartbreak and nobody knows why, not even her. And she just can't let go.

[Robin Yoder @estrilets]

He who falls in love in bars doesn't need a woman all his own. He can always find one on loan.

[Robin Yoder @estrilets]

Facebook: What's on your mind? ..Twitter: What's happening? ... Myspace: Where did everybody go?

[Robin Yoder @estrilets]

That awesome feeling of how gangster you are after rapping your favorite part of a song without screwing up.

[Robin Yoder @estrilets]

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

[Lisa Groves @ggapotchenko]

SWAG = (S)omething (W)e (A)ll (G)et tired of hearing

[Robin Yoder @estrilets]

*During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move* Her: "What are you doing?" Me: "Hush bitch, I seen this on Pornhub, its called Buffering.

[Robin Yoder @estrilets]

S.T.U.D.Y = Singing, Tweeting, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning.

[Lilly Pettit @debora_venerova]

Some of your best memories will come from your dumbest decisions.