crab walker

[crab walker @eternalcrab]

🥕🐡 æugh

[Preston Stewart @prestonstew_]

Guy on crutches walking point

[bastian ✮ @noiraries]

SOMEONE SAID SHE OPENED THAT SHIT LIKE A BEAR RIPPING OFF THE SKIN OF A SALMON 😭😭😭😭

[мιηιση ¢σσ¢нιє @SillyLittleChud]

attention all mutuals:

you must consume at least one yookie (yellow russian) or youre dead to me

[ابو سارادا 🇸🇩🇹🇩🇳🇪🇱🇾 @SomaliSasuke]

having to clock in to work early in the morning knowing somewhere a white woman made a milly off strangling her three babies to death

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

I would truly rather be brutally tortured and waterboarded unconscious for 23 hours a day in Guantánamo Bay by the best torture expert the United States has than be this guy right here

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

I’ll put my dick in a ant pile before I ask a bitch why him and not me

[crab walker @eternalcrab]

@LinkofSunshine @sfmhmmad 3.801784 years

[GC Newsroom @NewsroomGC]

Government of Canada acquiring long-range missile capability for the Canadian Armed Forces
https://t.co/QIvGtnVZqI

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Oh you gave a girl an orgasm “so hard her legs cramped”? That’s cool I bust immediately because I’m a heterosexual man

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Good art challenges its viewers.

[boxhead #YAK4CALDER 🇨🇺🇨🇦🇵🇰 @boxheadthedemon]

White people think they in the hunger games resistance by not filling out the census

[Joe Enders @JendersII]

Brother.

Gen Z, $70,000 a year?

😭

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[brandon* @brndxix]

the first time you find out your ho is going

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

don’t expect me to put my cigarette away if your kid is ugly as fuck man

[aspiring maenad @postmodernismz]

Hung out with a man last night who I could tell was going to be divorced in 2-3 years, yet he was completely unaware. Chilled me to my bones

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

If I ever win the lottery I’m gonna see if bro would actually suck my dick for a million dollars

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

tort law exam ass case

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?