Ethan

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Joe Biden traded a guy called “The Merchant of Death,” for a WNBA player. And left a US marine behind in Russian prison in the process. Biden’s a complete and total disaster on everything.

[Vic @VictorPopeJr]

imagine u beefing with me and I pull up to yo crib with 9000 termites. Whole foundation gone cuz u wanna talk crazy

[Ethan @ethan_staton]

@Kanew No such thing as an "assault" weapon. All guns do the same thing. Some just look "scary"

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

The first boob I ever saw was in Titanic. Never seen a boob since. Waiting for Titanic 2 I guess.

[James @CaucasianJames]

once this is all over i’m gonna out pizza the hut

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

This week of quarantine has been sponsored by homemade bread and that bi*** Carole Baskin.

[wint @dril]

social distancing? I've been social distancing my whole life Lol . no ventilators? Ive been breathing without a ventilator my whole life Lol

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

It could be worse. This could have been some kind of new virus that makes you go out and meet new people.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

With all sports seasons on the brink of being completely cancelled, I’m afraid that Buffalo Wild Wings will pretty much be forced to play porn on their restaurant TVs to bring in customers.

[Ethan @ethan_staton]

#Trump2020

[Ethan @ethan_staton]

@channes8 @KarinCalrso 😂😂 everyone's got their opinions

[Ethan @ethan_staton]

@channes8 @KarinCalrso Trump2020 👍

[Ethan @ethan_staton]

@PeteBlackburn Let em play, boys.

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

a cool new activity of mine might be getting extremely high and climbing the rock wall at the gym, then having a panic attack at the top and making the 19 year old community college student working there talk me down

[wint @dril]

imagining a guy who calls every Simpsons character a "Simpson" (even ancillary ones, outside of the main family) and letting him ruin my day

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

my new years resolution is to continue being a cutie fuckin patootie

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

you’re not “hungies” bro you are 27 years old

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

I don't want to brag but I’ve already started my holiday weight gain.