Ned Flanders

2020 and 2021 Catan Universe Tournament Champion Runner-Up

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[jess @enchantedjess13]

me trying to win in catan except i just keep collecting wheat and nothing else

[Ned Flanders @ethansimcock]

@AaronLevine_ @AngieMentink Happy birthday @AngieMentink !

[Freddie Shanel @freddie_shanel]

your 20s are for gathering brick and wood and your 30s are all about ore and wheat

[Ned Flanders @ethansimcock]

@sara33314458305 @Guille2258 ^

[Ned Flanders @ethansimcock]

💯

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Seeing Dune tonight... if Paul violates the Great Convention by using atomics I'm walking out. I don't care what little hair-splitting loophole he finds

[Ned Flanders @ethansimcock]

@scottram5 ❤️‍🩹

[Ned Flanders @ethansimcock]

🙏🆙🆙

[Terry Sheltercrank @ethan_knutson]

Getting a 2 liter of soda makes me feel like the housing crisis didn’t happen

[Ned Flanders @ethansimcock]

@scottram5 Makes you think

[Ned Flanders @ethansimcock]

@umdawg Tbh you gotta jump start with the homies every once in a while

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@chicago_glenn We should thank farmers more

[Ned Flanders @ethansimcock]

#NewProfilePic

[Ned Flanders @ethansimcock]

Sometimes life is two sheep for one hay, and sometimes three ores go for one sheep. It’s just the way the cookie crumbles

[Ned Flanders @ethansimcock]

@Ebrima_F Can’t retweet for some reason

[Ned Flanders @ethansimcock]

@elonmusk @brookiestroos

[Ned Flanders @ethansimcock]

@23_kevbo facts

[Ned Flanders @ethansimcock]

@Ebrima_F @jake546782 we want Kansas

[Ned Flanders @ethansimcock]

@jake546782 @Ebrima_F Wonder how long this tweets staying up