Matt Demon

It’s demon time

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Charbonnet straight down your god damn wind pipe @RamsNFL #TNF

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Whole Mariners rotation is gonna take a breathalyzer test to decide who’s starting tonight

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My two goats

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@ethan_knutson “An elephant never forgets 9/11”

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My girlfriend was #1 on my Spotify Yapped this year

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@Ebrima_F I’ll workshop this one

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They should nickname Bronny James Action Brons’s Son

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Boy it’s just a-a-a-a-a-alkahal

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Friday mentality

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Can’t tell which is more painful: doing my taxes, staring at the eclipse, or watching this Mariners offense

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Sorry about that earthquake New York. I was just locking in

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Parlay Atreides

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Scott Ramseyer (paper cut on the webbing between his fingers) has been placed on the IR and will miss the rest of the season

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@tha_real_cp Should be working but instead I’m just scrolling through your tweets. Let’s go win this thing

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Liberals today just don’t want you to put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up

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When Harry Potter walked in on Fluffy sleeping

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Pet peeve: anyone that exists in an airport at the same time as me

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@tha_real_cp Only contribution to society today 🫡

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@tha_real_cp SC, dollar tree, Sunny D, bumble bee. Don’t matter, dawgs by 50

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The Beatles walked so Gunna could run