Zee

yes, hello

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Maybe the worst shirt I could have possibly worn to the ER last night

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

@wmata whyyy is has it taken 20 minutes to go 3 stops on the orange line?? Stop lying to us with the "we apologize for the delay, we will be moving momentarily"

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

I hate it when someone says "hi! How are you?" as they're walking past and you respond with "I'm good! How are you?" and they just never respond and keep walking. YOU HAD TIME FOR ONE LAST "Fine, thank you" SIR. I PLAYED MY PART.

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

Admissions officer for dream opportunity: "we have received all your materials and will be in touch with next steps"
Me: *starts planning my whole life as if I already got it

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

God bless mentors who are really out here trying to make sure you succeed in life. Like 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

Woke up at 3am to my phone blowing up. Saw I had 13 new texts from my mom so I jumped up, thinking something was wrong. Opened my messages only to find 13 pictures of my dog #itrunsinthefam #whythough

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

Shout-out to Costco and its big ass bags of frozen veggies/fruit, without whom I wouldn't have had a single ounce of produce this entire semester

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

At the point of tired where I will fall asleep where I stand if I stop moving for a second

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

I often find myself having to chose between sleep and school/homework/responsibilities in grad school. I also find myself choosing sleep 99.99% of the time

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

In undergrad my mom used to complain that I didn't call her enough. Now, she rushes me off the phone and tells me to leave her alone...

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

When your dog wet-farts on your bed 😶

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

Person: omg how did you get that gash on your wrist?
Me: I reached into the candy jar too fast
Person: *laughs assuming I'm kidding*
Me:

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

Why is Postmates always sending me free shipping codes? I already ate dinner but now I'm like "I mean....if the shipping is free...."

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

@MoviePass_CS

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

@MoviePass this is the second time in the last week where I've seen a movie in the app, made plans to see it, only to find it disappear later in the day...at least this time I wasn't already at the theater.

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

I called the truck rental company to tell them I haven't received my confirmation email yet.....so they sent me 11 of them #messagereceived

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

My boss just asked me who I want to invite to my farewell lunch. Is it rude to say no one?

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

@FaithgotdaBait You don't have to be that person! You can still save yourself!

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

Ever get so hungry that you start sweating?

[Zee @ethiosmarty]

Mom: maybe you should pack an extra shirt just in case. That one stains easily

Me: no, I'm not a child

My lunch: u thought