Emily Thorsley

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@janecoaston Peter the Great was the one who did the head-in-a-jar, allegedly. He also had one of his own mistresses beheaded for infanticide, then used her head to deliver an impromptu anatomy lesson for the witnesses. Very normal guy.

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Today I was at a Starbucks in California, wearing an Oklahoma hoodie, reading The Grapes of Wrath, which seems very fitting.

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@DrJenGunter @Cave_DweIIer I would literally scream in pain and vomit up any ibuprofen, but apparently I was being brainwashed by Big Pharma to find that unpleasant.

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So, I have 4 invite codes to the other place

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@scarequotes Well, that’s Henry VII for you

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@scarequotes Several pre Norman Conquest kings were named Edward, so only post 1066 monarchs “count” as it were. Also after the early death of Arthur Tudor, nobody else has tried it.

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@BobbyBigWheel Man, Bolsonaro must be in there up to his wrist constantly

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425 for a 2b/2bath in Norman, OK in 1997. I had a roommate, so 212.50

[Ralph Whoren @amerik4nboy]

How much was the rent on your first apartment?

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@matthews_p If she fit 58 Costco sized items in one cart, she must be god tier at Tetris.

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@BobbyBigWheel Watched an old Midsomer Murders episode w Olivia Colman the night she won the Oscar.

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@KyivPost Ireland’s head of state is its President. The Taoiseach of Ireland is the head of government, but has considerably more power than the President.

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@ditzkoff “Somehow, Claudius has returned”

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@blgtylr John Wilkes Booth having an aneurysm in hell

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

historically several other solutions have presented themselves actually, and some of them even involve dudes named charles

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@jfruh So, who lit up her senses?

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@jesseltaylor Try hitting up @sovietvisuals

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@TheBadOne I’ve never flown it , but PSA crashing about a mile (crow flies) from our house should count, right?

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@hooverstreet Candy Crush Friends Saga: Mehmed vs Vlad