Evan Tucker

Egghead, couch potato, ham, world's laziest workaholic, only person ever declared a Cardinal Sin.

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

@LoveInner Fricsay/Berlin

Stupka/Czech
Harnoncourt/Concertgebouw
Jansons/Munich 2019 on youtube
I. Fischer/Budapest
Kubelik/Berlin
Kubelik/Czech
P. Jarvi/Zurich on youtube
Honeck/WDR on youtube
Nelsons/Munich

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

One day Gregor Samsa awoke from monstrous dreams to find himself waiting on the help line of an American medical provider.

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

I keep finding Babylon on TV, and it gets better and better every time. In twenty years this movie's going to be beloved - elephant poop and all.

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

Poltergeist: not that scary.

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

Frank Zappa has a bust in Vilnius.

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

Assad is fleeing Syria and Chi-Chi's is coming back. A good week for the world.

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

This week is the biggest revival of ethnic humor in fifty years.

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

When I was nine at the National Portrait Gallery a friend of mine went up to a statue of Franklin Roosevelt and picked its nose.

He's now an Orthodox rabbi.

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

When you clean a house to host company, shouldn't the guests be under a moral obligation to tour everywhere you cleaned?

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

Did people really expect the President wouldn't pardon his son? Really?

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

I, too, pardon Hunter Biden.

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

Was there a convention of graffiti artists where everybody agreed on using the same font?

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

How many Americans could define the word 'pronoun' five years ago?

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

I keep finding Babylon on TV, and it gets better and better every time. In twenty years this movie's going to be beloved - elephant poop and all.

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

One day Gregor Samsa awoke from monstrous dreams to find himself waiting on the help line of an American medical provider.

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

What are the chances that pharmaceutical companies deliberately make their tests as hard as possible to either decrease their workload or make you order another test that they can charge you for twice?

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

How do you write about the world when we have no idea what the world is anymore?

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

Matt Gaetz has officially been replaced as AG nominee by Hawk Tuah girl.

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

I love the term 'kakistocracy' because the image of a pile of turds sitting on a throne wearing a crown is hilarious.

[Evan Tucker @etucker82]

Hugh Grant is the youngest person on earth to speak English as though he's still in a Jane Austen novel.