Taryn

MSc in forensic bioscience and a BSc in zoology.

[kose @kvsee1]

claiming immigrants are stealing your jobs but having time to riot at 2pm on a Monday is crazy btw

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

a lot of people are mental health advocates until someone’s mental health inconveniences them

[Taryn @eulgcm]

So nice to see Dorothy feeling a bit more like herself today. I think she was mainly sulking because she had to sleep downstairs for the night instead of in our bed 😅

[Russell 🏳️‍🌈 @Medic_Russell]

your regular reminder that these are THE ABSOLUTE SAME DRUG and branding something as period pain relief and doubling the price is disgusting

[Taryn @eulgcm]

'There's an exception to every rule.' Yeah, the exception is everyone because this is such a fuckin stupid take to have. Can't wait for the cults that are Weight Watchers and Slimming World to put this in with their 'sin' strategy (sorry 'syn').

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Wait what if my dad also wants carbs?
JFC, they are a cult.

[Emily @m___net]

Oh, you have an anxiety disorder? Name five things you can see, four things you can feel, three th

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

VITAMIN WATER: we’re like water, but with vitamins

ME: which ones

VITAMIN WATER: well sugar is a vitamin

ME: no it’s not

VITAMIN WATER: what about blue

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

I’ve been saying I’m emotionally defective this whole time so am I in the clear here

[Dean Coughlin @deancoughlin_]

Last fella I seen struggle to put a glove on like this had also been involved with the murder of a wife

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

Marvellous work from @PeckoverButcher

[cass biehn | VESUVIUS out now 🌋 @cassbeewrites]

Everyone romanticizes having a large personal library, but one day, you'll move houses. One day, you'll be tasked with hauling those books up and down flights of stairs. And on that day, the romance ends.

[Taryn @eulgcm]

We decided to rent a house with 2 bedrooms because of guests, no other reason. I am very thankful for this spare bedroom now that my fella is snoring in a snotty way that makes me want to murder him 🥰

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

The Conservative Party: putting the N into cuts since 1834.

[Taryn @eulgcm]

A tiny lil kiss on the mouth.

[Taryn @eulgcm]

If someone could help me pack up all of my belongings to move then I'd maybe give them a lil smooch. I hate this.

[ellie 🫧 @ellskatee]

david attenborough pls stay in your house and be safe ill do your weekly shop for u stay wrapped up

[Nathan Pearson @Nathanhasadhd_]

No one let @trussliz near Sir David Attenborough.