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[Gabriel 🌩️ @Countcristo44]

@Kittenwaffin Twerking is just zoomies for blacks.

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

As a former retarded liberal, I do genuinely understand how psychologically taxing the Freedom 250 event must be, esp for someone suffering from advanced TDS

Testosterone raging

Military aviation performing low-altitude affirmations of state capacity

Trump saluting with full sincerity

A statistically improbable density of red, white, and blue

Country music at government scale

Thousands of people exhibiting what appears to be national pride without even a hint of irony or self-loathing

It’s essentially every comment section’s worst-case hypothetical rendered into physical reality

[Overeducated Gibbon @MostlyMonkey]

You don't understand because you have the foresight of a goldfish. Breaking up tesla and spacex to fuel the consumption of the American underclass for a few months is precisely the type of shortsighted horseshit that keeps you and your ilk from building anything.

[Jared Dillian @dailydirtnap]

I have many more issues with Ilhan Omar being worth $30 million than Elon being worth a trillion.

[EU Investments, LP @europoorlp]

DC taxpayers spend money so that these kid's parents can be their neighbors and then need to spend more money to entertain their neighbor's kids so that their neighbor's kids don't rob and murder them on the nightly basis. Seems like an easy problem to solve.

[Tom Roussey @tomroussey7news]

This is the first “Late Night Hype” of the summer in DC. The Department of Parks and Rec has put these on since 2021 to give teenagers something positive to do. DPR will host weekly events like this for teens until September.

[SmashedTomato @smashedtomato1]

Cute teen Gina Gerson fucked by a cock almost as big as she is
#GinaGerson #teenslut #teen #teenpussy #tinytits #bwc #cumblasted #facial #fuckslut #cumcovered #fav #DannyD #onemanbukkake #cumfacial #cumface #cumjunkie #cumslut #cumdump

[EU Investments, LP @europoorlp]

a personal pet peeve is when people use the aesthetics of sophistication and enlightenment (here being bespoke suits and western ivy culture) while simultaneously hating people who give that aesthetic its cultural meaning

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@moseskagan @AltaFoxCapital Have you ever heard of the Turkey problem? Or fat tail distributions? I would suggest re-evaluating your position.

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@moseskagan @xwanyex I am sure this sounds right to a CA resident. But it is because of pension obligations. New England has huge pension requirements and it is political suicide to try and fix. They need to tax, sell bonds, and punt for the next administration. NE tax is a political ponzi scheme.

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@RampCapitalLLC eww I mean yeah if you want your kids to go public and make prison shivs in arts and crafts. A milly minimum or kids are headed for the supermax

[EU Investments, LP @europoorlp]

@MayorBowser Not a true DC sports fan until you have been carjacked at each one

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@Acyn My brother in christ, you need to look in the mirror. You are focused on the wrong amassing.

[EU Investments, LP @europoorlp]

@FeverPotomac Acting like Columbia Heights doesnt exist smh...CH makes the median third world shithole look like Geneva

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@somehotelguy Your omission of Hitch as the goat of great drinkers is unforgivable. 2/5 star review for this hotel bar.

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@paulg The "red scare" of our time.

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@NW_Realist Or do they...sounds like saving taxpayer dollars to me.

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@botticellibimbo My wife buys crap from this store I see it on the credit card statement. What does this mean am I cooked?

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@BowTiedBroke Y’all are washing your jeans?

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@buccocapital They used to say this back in 2019 about boomers. Kinda getting the feeling that every generation says this...You know the second best time to buy?

[EU Investments, LP @europoorlp]

@JohnHMcWhorter You went full retard man. Never go full retard.