Eusebius

The road does not matter if your shoes are not suitable

[Eusebius @EusebiusRaro]

Everything is easy if you're alive

[818 @818Newbie]

A muff that's measured in pubic feet.

[Chef @vulcan_kelly]

My special ability is not giving a fuck

[Eusebius @EusebiusRaro]

When you are in the lead it is easier wrong direction

[Eusebius @EusebiusRaro]

Who bears all is unbearable

[ΚατPeach @unravelingfire]

Sorry I unfollowed you while you were talking to me.

[miss foofoo @miss_foofoo]

I want Sean Connery to narrate my next orgasm.

[bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424]

"I DON'T NEED VALIDATION!" she types on twitter, posts on fb, and yells at everyone who will listen.

[cocoon  @JustForHT]

bend don't shatter...

[Jimmy Bernardi @JimmyBoobeddy]

Gold fish- ironically the cheapest of all fish

[Eusebius @EusebiusRaro]

I leave as I can if I stayed

[Eusebius @EusebiusRaro]

-Are you deaf?
-Only for the superfluous

[Eusebius @EusebiusRaro]

I solve problems that do not arise

[Naci Triedziela @crazytraci72]

Sorry. I'm busy.

*stares at wall*

[M© @EunoiaMaia]

The silence in you is where i am hiding in.

[Falcon @jvesdale]

I feel the hurt caught in your words

[Eusebius @EusebiusRaro]

"Do as you like, for me is the same", and other ridiculous tricks to get things effortlessly

[Skinnie Talls @SkinnieTalls]

Just be creative, or just patiently wait for random thoughts to create tweets for you, like I do.

[stanley behrman @stanleybehrman]

Don't confuse my silence for indifference, I am ignoring you with great enthusiasm so I can get some peace of mind.