Eva Quinby

Not to worry, we are still flying half a planet

[Eva Quinby @eva_quinby]

Actually, the professors should sue her for "educational abuse"

Farrah Abraham plans on 'taking legal action' against Harvard https://t.co/Pog5tdNIZ3 @DailyMailCeleb

[Eva Quinby @eva_quinby]

Careful, logic might confuse her.

[VenZenix @VenZenix]

@stclairashley Including the people who are inmune suppressed who had to wear masks before the pandemic? What about cancer patients? Immunocompromised?

[Leosister 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🇩🇪💙☮️🐶 @DianaSpain]

TX rescue dog Hans asks, "Why did you veto the Safe Outdoor Dogs Act, Gov Abbott?" Answer: #AbbottHatesDogs

[Eva Quinby @eva_quinby]

Jumping the Occam's Razor on this one. The guys name is Gary.

Arby's employee fired on site for writing slur on gay couple's receipt https://t.co/s5PdOWZf5c @MailOnline

[Eva Quinby @eva_quinby]

@jdjprj52 @angelalevin1 Angela kindly directs you to #suckmydick

[Eva Quinby @eva_quinby]

@washingtonpost How nice of them to exclude the black grandma who is actually still alive to care.

[Eva Quinby @eva_quinby]

I haven't felt so sorry for a baby like this since, well, Archie. Just start up the mental health services now.

Meghan gives birth to baby girl https://t.co/sYIOM0Z1Ic @MailOnline

[Eva Quinby @eva_quinby]

No truer words have been spoken.

[D̶a̶v̶i̶d̶ @INCOGKNEEGR0W]

You know who needs to get slapped with a twisted tea about now....Mitch McConnell @senatemajldr #StimulusChecks2000 #stimuluscheck #StimulusChecksOrStrike #COVIDIOT #StimulusPackage

[Eva Quinby @eva_quinby]

A bit of circular logic here. How can humanity evolve with alien assistance? And if I'm not very much mistaken, Isreal and America are part of "humanity" which isn't ready.

Mankind has made contact with aliens, Israeli official says https://t.co/gx5LXvua0X @MailOnline

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

11 years ago, Sully was called for his moment. Now, we are all called to this moment.

Join Sully in regaining control of this nation's destiny by voting Donald Trump out.

In partnership with @votevets.

[Eva Quinby @eva_quinby]

Oh I don't know, Trump's pretty good at it.

[Patterico @Patterico]

Lindsey Graham really does have a knack for saying stuff that comes back to bite him in the ass four years later. I've never seen anyone better.

[Eva Quinby @eva_quinby]

Is it just me? Maybe it's just me ... @superscuba83

[Eva Quinby @eva_quinby]

This is the best Markled yet.

[According2Taz @according2_taz]

To go down in history as Netflix’s biggest mistake next to Cuties

[Modern Rome in Freefall 🇵🇸 @ljmontello]

@realDonaldTrump hasn't said anything about 3 entire states burning across hundreds of fires, many at 0% containment. Multiple major cities are at risk. But he has plenty of time to repost conspiracies and poll numbers.

#californiaisburning #OregonIsBurning #washingtonisburning

[Eva Quinby @eva_quinby]

Absolutely worth noting. This was not on my 2020 bingo card.

[Amy Lynn Dark Rider🐇💀 @AmyLynnStL]

I don't even know who the fuck Travis Tritt is. Sounds like something you catch when you're hiking in the James Woods.

[Sophia Wren @sophiacadogan]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Whatever Don Jr and Kimberly Guilfoyle took together backstage, it was too much.

[Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon @tomiahonen]

"When the Republicans send us their politicians, they aren't sending their best! Some are criminals, some are rapists; and some, I guess, are good people."

#TrumpMeltdown #DrainTheSwamp #WeBuildTheWall Steve Bannon Drain The Swamp